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        "I have upgraded the ai. There is no way this could go poorly for me or for you!",
        "Multiple traitors dead, Sm Has delammed, and power is dying, solars on this hellhole arent enough to sustain the whole station",
        "Shit has not improved since last call, Power cannot be maintained because no solar power from engi thanks to SM delamm. Dont recall this captain fuckface"
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