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        "Someone told me to call shuttle",
        "JUST IN CASE tits start pointing skyward. We are short on functional staff, short on comms, and short on breathing-room for all these fucking pirates and Syndies and lings.",
        "Lucia Valdez is forcing me to HELP ME I AM JOE VEST",
        "Exuse me, can you recall it one more time please?"
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        "date": "2022-10-12 17:41:17.000000",
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