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        "IAN is dead af",
        "IAN IS DEAD AF ALSO FUCK U CENTCOM SEND NUKE OR SOME SHIT NO BALLS",
        "goo goo gaa gaa",
        "suck my balls admiral  u bitch ass musty ass lookin ass",
        "Majority of the station is depressurised, we are sorely lacking in oxygen. Loads of crew are headless and dead. Extraction required.",
        "situation is really poo poo",
        "Go home wins by 2 votes. Station is generally lacking in pressure and we have suffered multiple explosions. I dont think we are going to manage to fix all the fire alarm blaring nor the heads that need to be stiched on. Extraction Requested."
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        "date": "2023-03-31 23:56:12.000000",
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