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        "Ummm... I Dont Know I Felt Like IT I Meaan yOu Can Recall IF YOu Want I Just. I like Touching The buttons On The computer Dude. You Got A Problem? With That? Huh? Take It Up With Me. Bich. Bich. Yeah. I Said It.  I Said It. Hashtag Deal With IT",
        "ACTUALLY We Should Totally Use The SHuttle It WOuld Be Funny Laugh Out Loud Wouldnt That Be FUnny Though",
        "I HAVE SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER OH GOD ITS COMING THE PEOPLE ARE COMING You don't have split personality disorder Yes You Do Bill OH MY GOODNESS!!!!",
        "In The Future This WILL ALL BE CHROME.",
        "AGHHHH AGHHHGood evening,\nmy fellow Americans.\n\nWith me, as always,\nis my anger translator Luther.\n\nBoom, Mitt!\n\nI sunk your battleship, bitch!\nWhat's up?!\n\nTo the American people, I just want\nto say that the debates are over\n\nbut now is not a time\nto tally points\n\nor to, uh, keep the score.\n\n2-1, Obama.\n\nGame, set, match,\ntouchdown, homerun, checkmate.\n\nCan we get back to work now?\n\nGovernor Romney,\nin the recent debate,\n\n\n\nI laid out the inconsistencies\nin your stated beliefs.\n\nOkay, Governor Rom... Listen,\nI'm gonna tell you a little...\n\nGovernor Romney,\nwhy are you smiling\n\nwhile you're getting\nyour ass kicked?\n\nAre we debating, or are you trying\nto sell me a Lexus?\n\nI directly questioned you\nabout your opposition\n\nto the auto industry bailout.\n\nOn behalf of all the people in Detroit\nthat want to stab you,\n\nI ask again,\nwhy are you smiling?\n\nI asked you about\nyour stance on Syria,\n\nwhich you called\n\"Iran's route to the sea.\"\n\nHey... Dummy... Look!\n\nIran is on the sea.\n\nSyria's two god damn\ncountries this",
        "$100,000 U.S. dollars.\n\nHold up.\n\nWe should count it first.\n\nMm. Mm-hmm.\n\nBe my guest.\n\nYou know, we gonna do\na straight count on this right now.\n\n- Count it... count it?\n- Yeah. Just...\n\n- Good idea.\n- Mm-hmm.\n\nShould probably do it fast\n\nso we don't make\nour friends here wait.\n\nMm-hmm. Okay.\n\n20, 40, 60, 80,\n\n100, 20, 40, 60,\n\n80, 200...\n\nHey, you know what? I'm fast.\nLet me just do it.\n\n- You want... okay.\n- I'll take care of that.\n\n1, 2, 3, 4, 5,\n6, 7, 8, 9...\n\n1, 2, 3, 4, 5,\n6, 7, 8, 9...\n\n1, 2, 3, 4, 5,\n6, 7, 8, 9...\n\nHey, why... why are you\ndoin' piles of nine?\n\n- It's faster than 10s.\n- Oh, really?\n\nI do my nines 10 times, and\nthen I do an extra pile of 10.\n\nFast. Okay. Yeah, yeah.\n\nYou know, we... we should\nprobably both be counting.\n\nOh, well, let's get to it.\n\nThat's dou... double trouble.\nAll right.\n\n- And, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...\n- 20, 40, 60...\n\n- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...\n- 80, 100, 20, 40,\n\n1, 2, 3, 4... Wait.\n\nOkay, I'm sorry, can you...\ncould you ple...\n\nCould you do something\nlike"
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