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        "Hello everyone, this is Mr. Omega from the Sims-Hive. The changeling hive sent me here to impersonate some stupid roboticist or something. However, that was way to piss easy. So instead I decided to climb the corporate ladder a bit. One by one, I silently wiped out every single officer. They all fell for the same tricks. So I figure I'll send the rest of you home. Let this be a warning to all of you. When you think you're safe, you're not. When you think you know who your friends are, you don't. Dammit AI dont interrupt my speech.",
        "If you are really deadset on staying on your burning heap of a station without any security, b all means, recall again. Maybe I'll take over medbay next? They do look tasty."
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