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        "[Command] Lori Myotis says, \"AI call it",
        "Just right now i witnessed something, something special. I was relaxing in my meeting room observing the outside and saw an unusual event. A mime was chasing a dirty LIGGER. I was baffled, why would the mime chase the LIGGER? I immediately noticed the LIGGER was carrying the mimes sombrero. I thought to myself, I can't let this dirty LIGGER bully the Terry sectors RENOWNED mimes. I immediately got up and ran towards the LIGGER and promptly shoved it on a shall. It fell over (as usual, LIGGERs are genetically inferior and have frail bodies) and the mime acquired his sombrero. He thanked me by doing a weird dance, I won't speak more of that. Anyways, lesson of the day is to beat the shit out of LIGGERS.",
        "Station is on fire, cult around"
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2023-11-17 18:41:01.000000",
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