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        "Dear Rear Admiral, I understand your concern for me already having a job, but please do consider that the American Economy has fallen and the American dollar is worth less than it ever has. I require to have 3 jobs and 5 part time jobs to support my well-being, and I was hoping to get a 6th part time job as to begin saving for the up-coming depression. Please understand that I require this job as to begin paying off my student loans. Yours Truely, G.O.O.S.T.L. PRIME.",
        "MY ROD CAUSE MAYOR DAMAGE TO THE STATION, no one is fixing it so far."
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