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        "SEC IS DEAD, CLOWN IS CAPTAIN AND THE ACTING CAPTAIN HOP IS FUCKING BLIND! THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO GET THE SPARE! THE ONE VET FROM CENTCOM IS A HERETIC AND HAS MURDERED ALL OF SEC AND TURNED THEM INTO HUSKS, I WANT TO LEAVE BEFORE WE ALL DIE",
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        "I wanted to go at the start of the shift Clown became captain, acting cap was blind and dumb didn't know how to get the spare. Clown HAD THE DISK NOT EVEN HOP. NUKIES HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER ME WANTING TO GO HOME! AND YET HERE WE ARE, I KILLED TWO NUKIES, I WANT TO LEAVE. please",
        "human harm clown captain said so"
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        "date": "2024-03-01 00:48:23.000000",
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