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        "Lots of damage building that isnt being repaired and the AI is acting a little too sketchy for my tastes.",
        "There are toxins in the atmosphere, the HoS is dead and we can't recover his body, the borgs are all rogue, and THERE IS STILL A HOLE IN BRIDGE GOD DAMNIT STUPID LAZY ENGINE-"
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