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        "I Captain Jimmy Valentino, Captain of 'Valentinos fun land of fun and land and things of that sort' have issued a vote on my station, that vote being to call the emergency shuttle on the grounds of our shift being over, and the next shift needing to relieve us. Had I know Central Command cared so much about a specific reason I would have bullshitted the first call like im doing now, we want to leave, either we leave or the CE singulos the SM and I order sec to kill everyone they see."
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