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antagonists

revenant (400) (AarontheIdiot) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant
  • FAIL Absorb 519 points of essence from humans.
    /datum/objective/revenant
  • SUCCESS Make the captain as miserable as possible.
    /datum/objective/revenant_fluff
alien queen (434) (Bowek) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
Deetwos-An (Tyaper) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Assassinate Basil Flowers, the Botanist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
alien sentinel (539) (AarontheIdiot) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien hunter (427) (Kuricityy) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien sentinel (109) (Supernova160o) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien drone (772) (AarontheIdiot) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien hunter (721) (Nepeta33Leijon) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien hunter (619) (Mythic_Javelin) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien hunter (372) (Sheepthulhu) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien queen (917) (Kuricityy) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien praetorian (744) (Nyozzl) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
alien larva (153) (Sheepthulhu) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
Senator Blobstrong (Kuricityy) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
  • SUCCESS I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!
    /datum/objective/custom
Phe-Vvi (brianbackslide) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS SOMEONE PLEASE SPOT ME.
    /datum/objective
Deeja-Shahvee (MizukiYoshino) as The Recovered Crew /datum/antagonist/recovered_crew
blob spore (579) (TagGamerGame2) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blob spore (799) (NoobzUltra) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blobbernaut (863) (Mythic_Javelin) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blob spore (990) (NebulaArklow829) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
Phe-Vvi (nepeta33leijon) as The Hypnotized Victim /datum/antagonist/hypnotized
  • SUCCESS OORAHB
    /datum/objective
blob spore (534) (NoobzUltra) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
blob spore (404) (Sheepthulhu) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
Randy Highlands (ThatCoolGuyDevin) as The winner /datum/antagonist/greentext
  • SUCCESS Succeed
    /datum/objective

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                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
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                    "text": "Make the captain as miserable as possible.",
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                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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                {
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                    "text": "Extract 7 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Basil Flowers, the Botanist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "Nepeta33Leijon",
            "name": "alien hunter (721)",
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            "key": "Mythic_Javelin",
            "name": "alien hunter (619)",
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                "id": 1
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            "key": "Sheepthulhu",
            "name": "alien hunter (372)",
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                {
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            "name": "alien queen (917)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 1
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            "key": "Nyozzl",
            "name": "alien praetorian (744)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 1
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            "name": "alien larva (153)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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                "id": 1
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            "key": "Kuricityy",
            "name": "Senator Blobstrong",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24\/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "brianbackslide",
            "name": "Phe-Vvi",
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            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "SOMEONE PLEASE SPOT ME.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "MizukiYoshino",
            "name": "Deeja-Shahvee",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/recovered_crew",
            "antagonist_name": "Recovered Crew",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "TagGamerGame2",
            "name": "blob spore (579)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "NoobzUltra",
            "name": "blob spore (799)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "Mythic_Javelin",
            "name": "blobbernaut (863)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "NebulaArklow829",
            "name": "blob spore (990)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "nepeta33leijon",
            "name": "Phe-Vvi",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/hypnotized",
            "antagonist_name": "Hypnotized Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "OORAHB",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "NoobzUltra",
            "name": "blob spore (534)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "Sheepthulhu",
            "name": "blob spore (404)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "ThatCoolGuyDevin",
            "name": "Randy Highlands",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/greentext",
            "antagonist_name": "winner",
            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Succeed",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        }
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        "date": "2024-12-02 22:41:17.000000",
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