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antagonists

Wilson Rash (heyitsohjay) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Ensure no rude people succeed in their objectives.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Ensure at least some hooligans leave the shift covered in blood.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • SUCCESS Protect Tam Lin, the Paramedic.
    /datum/objective/protect/nonhuman
  • FAIL Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Santiago Knapp (cujogaming) as The Spy /datum/antagonist/spy
  • FAIL Protect the station's genetic research.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).
    /datum/objective/hijack
Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert (lokuthewise) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
The Captain (mentaldecayed) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Be funny
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jeb Nicholas, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Mike Stephenson (excalibot) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Amira Oneal (coioneisanders) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Tristan Buttermilk (finder559) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Tychus Tiber (scrubbehh) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Dumont Valasok (brotherjeff) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Frankie Steiner (Ergovisavi) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You are a slave to the abductor's will. You must do whatever the abductors' say.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Frankie Steiner (Ergovisavi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
snake (owochan) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Anne T. Minne (rubilacxe) as The Blob Infection /datum/antagonist/blob/infection
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
guard dog (owochan) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Darken Ashborn (matrixone) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You must follow Frankie Steiner's orders no matter what.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Darken Ashborn (matrixone) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Head of Personnel.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Alexander Simons (oigoaw) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Mega Space Carp (mentaldecayed) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
lightgeist (daydreamiq) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Santiago Knapp (cujogaming) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Sam Dusker (cam4021) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Halysidota Simplex (frogmoss10) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Tam Lin (borisvanmemes) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
eyeball (froboot) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature

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                    "text": "Protect Tam Lin, the Paramedic.",
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                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Protect the station's genetic research.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console).",
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            "name": "Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "name": "The Captain",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jeb Nicholas, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.",
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            "key": "excalibot",
            "name": "Mike Stephenson",
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                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
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            "name": "Amira Oneal",
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            "name": "Tristan Buttermilk",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "text": "Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.",
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            "key": "scrubbehh",
            "name": "Tychus Tiber",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "brotherjeff",
            "name": "Dumont Valasok",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "text": "Capture a Shaft Miner.",
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            "key": "Ergovisavi",
            "name": "Frankie Steiner",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
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            "key": "Ergovisavi",
            "name": "Frankie Steiner",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.",
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            "key": "owochan",
            "name": "snake",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sentient_creature",
            "antagonist_name": "Sentient Creature",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
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            "key": "rubilacxe",
            "name": "Anne T. Minne",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\/infection",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Infection",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "owochan",
            "name": "guard dog",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sentient_creature",
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            "name": "Darken Ashborn",
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                    "text": "You must follow Frankie Steiner's orders no matter what.",
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            "name": "Darken Ashborn",
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                    "text": "Capture a Head of Personnel.",
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            "key": "oigoaw",
            "name": "Alexander Simons",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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            "name": "Mega Space Carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sentient_creature",
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            "key": "daydreamiq",
            "name": "lightgeist",
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            "key": "cujogaming",
            "name": "Santiago Knapp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "name": "Sam Dusker",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Go have a good conversation with the singularity\/tesla\/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.",
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            "name": "Halysidota Simplex",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "text": "Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.",
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            "key": "borisvanmemes",
            "name": "Tam Lin",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "text": "Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.",
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        "date": "2025-06-17 20:50:49.000000",
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