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        "Heyy sis, yeah, things are like, getting a bit chaotic here, I'm just calling to check on Bryan? Wait, wait, don't tell me; he like, can't still shake the crush, right? Like, totally in love with-- Oh hang on, someone's coming, love ya sis!",
        "many are dead to the cultists, and as many of those were sec, many more will die. Stay together, stay on the right side of the station. defend medical",
        "comms has been sabotaged, so it's difficult to confirm, but I believe we only have one remaining security officer on duty. Possibly two. Possibly three if the HOP is counted. But in any case, it isn't good and security can't respond to threats because comms are sabotaged."
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