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antagonists

John Swoozleman (babayetu83) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Prevent Lanny Kuznetsov, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Steal the Blackbox
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jerry Donnit (sotvec) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Zakkary Jameson, the Shaft Miner.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Royce Khan (cencere) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother
  • SUCCESS Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
    /datum/objective/convert_brother
  • SUCCESS Prevent Lanny Kuznetsov, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Steal the Blackbox
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Eme (zerokelvn) as The Voidwalker /datum/antagonist/voidwalker
  • FAIL They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.
    /datum/objective/voidwalker_objective
Johnny Linder (jjracks) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • SUCCESS form a small yet powerful religious cult under the masquerade of a new religion wherein the members have no idea of my true nature
    /datum/objective/custom
Viviana Zalack (aoeeee) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Israel Fea (theduffelbag) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Tomoe Atsu (igorlima) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Johnny Linder, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Eliza Pycroft (kittymaster0) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
John Swoozleman (babayetu83) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Elise White (screeeech) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Capture a Janitor.
    /datum/objective/abductee/capture
Zakkary Jameson (thatguyzach) as The Blob Infection /datum/antagonist/blob/infection
  • FAIL Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
Tomoe Atsu (igorlima) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kyle Wolfe (ch4zm) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
blobbernaut (574) (mgo) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
Brad Fudder (metalclone) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
breacher spider (382) (babayetu83) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
Dixon Cider (jeferino) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Bitters (winterseasalt) as The Sentient Creature /datum/antagonist/sentient_creature
blob zombie (518) (molkifier) as The Blob Minion /datum/antagonist/blob_minion
  • FAIL Protect the blob core at all costs.
    /datum/objective/blob_minion
Lacida Cultera (thechubgger) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Cassie Leidenhart (captiajoe) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Lanny Kuznetsov, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.",
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                    "text": "Steal the Blackbox",
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            "name": "Jerry Donnit",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Zakkary Jameson, the Shaft Miner.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
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                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Royce Khan",
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                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Lanny Kuznetsov, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Blackbox",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "zerokelvn",
            "name": "Eme",
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            "antagonist_name": "Voidwalker",
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                    "text": "They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "jjracks",
            "name": "Johnny Linder",
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            "antagonist_name": "Heretic",
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            "key": "aoeeee",
            "name": "Viviana Zalack",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                "name": "Mothership Alpha",
                "id": 2
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        "7": {
            "key": "theduffelbag",
            "name": "Israel Fea",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "8": {
            "key": "igorlima",
            "name": "Tomoe Atsu",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Johnny Linder, the Assistant.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "kittymaster0",
            "name": "Eliza Pycroft",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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            "key": "babayetu83",
            "name": "John Swoozleman",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "screeeech",
            "name": "Elise White",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Janitor.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "key": "thatguyzach",
            "name": "Zakkary Jameson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob\/infection",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Infection",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        },
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            "key": "igorlima",
            "name": "Tomoe Atsu",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "ch4zm",
            "name": "Kyle Wolfe",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair.  Save people from this invasion.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "15": {
            "key": "mgo",
            "name": "blobbernaut (574)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "metalclone",
            "name": "Brad Fudder",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "babayetu83",
            "name": "breacher spider (382)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sentient_creature",
            "antagonist_name": "Sentient Creature",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "jeferino",
            "name": "Dixon Cider",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "winterseasalt",
            "name": "Bitters",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/sentient_creature",
            "antagonist_name": "Sentient Creature",
            "objectives": [],
            "team": []
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        "20": {
            "key": "molkifier",
            "name": "blob zombie (518)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/blob_minion",
            "antagonist_name": "Blob Minion",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_minion",
                    "text": "Protect the blob core at all costs.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
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        },
        "21": {
            "key": "thechubgger",
            "name": "Lacida Cultera",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "captiajoe",
            "name": "Cassie Leidenhart",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Death should be final and modern medicine disrupts the natural order. Don't allow anyone to be revived.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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        "date": "2025-10-05 05:01:24.000000",
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