{
    "data": [
        "The CE and Acting Captain has been turned into a weird blob monster and the crew is disappearing.",
        "the captain has been turned into sentient mayo"
    ],
    "parser": null,
    "id": 12038971,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-12-12 00:16:47.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 258607,
    "key": "shuttle_reason",
    "type": "text",
    "version": 1,
    "json": "{\"data\":[\"The CE and Acting Captain has been turned into a weird blob monster and the crew is disappearing.\",\"the captain has been turned into sentient mayo\"]}",
    "originalUrl": null
}