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                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
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                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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                "name": "Blood Brothers of Albright & Novem",
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            "name": "Olivier Veerriene",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Johnny Oppenheimer, the Coroner.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "mrmith",
            "name": "Heaven Langston V",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Sebastian Albright, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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                "name": "Blood Brothers of V & Oppenheimer",
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            "key": "thorium90cent",
            "name": "Nuef Nine Novem",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brother",
            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the reactive teleport armor",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "Jhunkie",
            "name": "Johnny Oppenheimer",
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            "antagonist_name": "Brother",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/convert_brother",
                    "text": "Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Sebastian Albright, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "name": "Kevin 'Oops' McFall",
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            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Ace Heart while they're alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Ace Heart while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/jealous",
                    "text": "Murder Kendra Knight, Ace Heart's coworker.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Ace Heart, the Cargo Technician.",
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            "key": "irish09",
            "name": "revenant (963)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Revenant",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 567 points of essence from humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant_fluff",
                    "text": "Assist and exacerbate existing threats at critical moments.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "diamondboy121",
            "name": "revenant (264)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Revenant",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 369 points of essence from humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant_fluff",
                    "text": "Make the captain as miserable as possible.",
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                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "familyguyfunny",
            "name": "Jesus Bell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/scientist",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Scientist",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Pi",
                "id": 3
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            "key": "aoeeee",
            "name": "Tel Wright",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductor\/agent",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductor Agent",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/experiment",
                    "text": "Experiment on 6 humans.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/abductor_team",
                "name": "Mothership Pi",
                "id": 3
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            "key": "anongeko",
            "name": "Corey Barrett",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in three word sentences.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "neutral001",
            "name": "Us-And-Them",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "mrmith",
            "name": "Heaven Langston V",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "diamondboy121",
            "name": "Crashbandicoot Kimberly",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nukeop",
            "antagonist_name": "Operative",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "Kimberly Team",
                "id": 4
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            "key": "chappygart",
            "name": "Timmy Turner Kimberly",
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            "antagonist_name": "Operative",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/nuclear",
                "name": "Kimberly Team",
                "id": 4
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            "key": "empressmaia",
            "name": "Boss Shadow Kimberly",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nukeop\/leader",
            "antagonist_name": "Nuclear Operative Leader",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nuclear",
                    "text": "Destroy the station with a nuclear device.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/nuclear",
                "name": "Kimberly Team",
                "id": 4
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            "key": "dragomagol",
            "name": "Mothemilian",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/capture",
                    "text": "Capture a Janitor.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "tttruancy",
            "name": "Tips-The-Bottle",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "cobbbless",
            "name": "Daniel Gerson",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "shadowh4nd",
            "name": "Birdie Echinacea",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "pjk2nd",
            "name": "Red Eyes Black Dragon",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_dragon",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Dragon",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/summon_carp",
                    "text": "Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Detective's Office, Evidence Storage, Interrogation Room, Engineering Lobby and Gateway",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "neutral001",
            "name": "Us-And-Them",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "uwumacaronitime",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "losv200",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "spinxo",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "26": {
            "key": "winterseasalt",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "27": {
            "key": "phantasmdragon",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "28": {
            "key": "stiix",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "flechercap",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "dataxpunged",
            "name": "space carp",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/space_carp",
            "antagonist_name": "Space Carp",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/space_carp",
                    "text": "Protect the rift to summon more carps.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
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    "datetime": {
        "date": "2025-12-19 03:29:44.000000",
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    "key": "antagonists",
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