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        "The previously mentioned surgery would involve connecting Ian and the crew by the elbows. We of course don't want to reduce the amount of high-fives that will be recieved upon visual reception of the hood ornament on Ian's Honda Accord.",
        "Atmospherics failure. Every single window on the station is destroyed.  Send evacuation."
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