{
    "data": [
        "Ionospheric anomalies, no AI law 2 for you. Anyway I saw that the CMO is using a buzz saw to cut off someone's limbs in the operating room, what a buzz kill.",
        "loss of life, loss of command staff, station is in shambles, i hate this dogshit fucking station, votes in favor of it being called"
    ],
    "parser": null,
    "id": 12080091,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2026-01-05 06:22:29.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 259251,
    "key": "shuttle_reason",
    "type": "text",
    "version": 1,
    "json": "{\"data\":[\"Ionospheric anomalies, no AI law 2 for you. Anyway I saw that the CMO is using a buzz saw to cut off someone's limbs in the operating room, what a buzz kill.\",\"loss of life, loss of command staff, station is in shambles, i hate this dogshit fucking station, votes in favor of it being called\"]}",
    "originalUrl": null
}