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        "Clown = captain because clown = call shuttle so clown captain because only captain can call shuttle. Also the demoted captain is trying to murder me",
        "Valor bitch.",
        "insert something about honor and glory..."
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        "date": "2026-03-17 22:50:02.000000",
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