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antagonists

Samuel Clarke (pingytalk) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic
  • FAIL Pick a path to pursue.
    /datum/objective/pick_path
Tantalum XXXI (papamichael) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Tam Lin, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jerry Beail (yesterdayspromise) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Ija (yesterdayspromise) as The Voidwalker /datum/antagonist/voidwalker
  • FAIL They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.
    /datum/objective/voidwalker_objective
Self-Assembled Monolayer IV (Kadamon) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the Blackbox.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Alfred Greene (cyborg98) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Prevent Zebulon Spiff, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Licoreina Eton, the Chief Medical Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Griffin Rockwell (diax1324) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
Kayden Lafortune (borisvanmemes) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Acquire a hundred thousand credits.
    /datum/objective/custom
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Charles Elliott (spinxo) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed
  • FAIL Take a photo of Jack Wells while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
    /datum/objective/polaroid
  • FAIL Hug Jack Wells 5 times while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/hug
  • FAIL Spend 3 minutes around Jack Wells while they're alive.
    /datum/objective/spendtime
  • FAIL Murder Jack Wells, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed
Jeb 'The Captain' Staple (pingytalk) as The Clone of Jeb /datum/antagonist/custom
  • FAIL Ensure that nobody with the name Jeb 'The Captain' Staple remains alive.
    /datum/objective/accept_no_substitutes
  • FAIL You are the True Jeb
    /datum/objective/custom
Trinity Massachusetts (Toosilly) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Nex (jiggymcjigface) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare
  • SUCCESS Bring the darkness to the light.
    /datum/objective/nightmare_fluff
Inspector Mccune (doper) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/ert/official
  • SUCCESS Conduct a routine performance review of captain says fuck and its Captain.
    /datum/objective
Commander Bicknell (baronobeefdip) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/commander
  • SUCCESS Keep the Inspector alive
    /datum/objective
Alexandra Cowper (gameenjoyer) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Charles Lee (dailykrisztian) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Brigid Hreirunn, the Medical Doctor.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
Kayden Lafortune (borisvanmemes) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
Montague Hill (jiggymcjigface) as The Virtual Domain Actor /datum/antagonist/domain_ghost_actor
  • FAIL Defend your domain from the intruders!
    /datum/objective/bitrunner_ghost_fluff
alien drone (512) (pjk2nd) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno
  • SUCCESS Survive and advance the Hive.
    /datum/objective/advance_hive
Officer Leonardo Da Viking (aliceee2ch) as The Deathsquad Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad/leader
  • SUCCESS Arrest the Captain
    /datum/objective
Trooper Evil Bob Marley (schmorgisborg) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Arrest the Captain
    /datum/objective
Trooper Blast Thickneck (tamuren) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Arrest the Captain
    /datum/objective
Trooper Sir Killaslot (aurumdude) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Arrest the Captain
    /datum/objective
Trooper Jet Handblood (jiggymcjigface) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad
  • SUCCESS Arrest the Captain
    /datum/objective

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            "name": "Tantalum XXXI",
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                    "text": "Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Tam Lin, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "yesterdayspromise",
            "name": "Ija",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/voidwalker_objective",
                    "text": "They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
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            "key": "Kadamon",
            "name": "Self-Assembled Monolayer IV",
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            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the Blackbox.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
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            "key": "cyborg98",
            "name": "Alfred Greene",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Zebulon Spiff, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Licoreina Eton, the Chief Medical Officer.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "key": "diax1324",
            "name": "Griffin Rockwell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
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            "team": []
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            "key": "borisvanmemes",
            "name": "Kayden Lafortune",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "Acquire a hundred thousand credits.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "spinxo",
            "name": "Charles Elliott",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/obsessed",
            "antagonist_name": "Obsessed",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/polaroid",
                    "text": "Take a photo of Jack Wells while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hug",
                    "text": "Hug Jack Wells 5 times while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/spendtime",
                    "text": "Spend 3 minutes around Jack Wells while they're alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate\/obsessed",
                    "text": "Murder Jack Wells, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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        "10": {
            "key": "pingytalk",
            "name": "Jeb 'The Captain' Staple",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/custom",
            "antagonist_name": "Clone of Jeb",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/accept_no_substitutes",
                    "text": "Ensure that nobody with the name Jeb 'The Captain' Staple remains alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/custom",
                    "text": "You are the True Jeb",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Toosilly",
            "name": "Trinity Massachusetts",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the medal of captaincy.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "jiggymcjigface",
            "name": "Nex",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/nightmare",
            "antagonist_name": "Nightmare",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/nightmare_fluff",
                    "text": "Bring the darkness to the light.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "13": {
            "key": "doper",
            "name": "Inspector Mccune",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/official",
            "antagonist_name": "CentCom Official",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Conduct a routine performance review of captain says fuck and its Captain.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "name": "CentCom Officials",
                "id": 1
            }
        },
        "14": {
            "key": "baronobeefdip",
            "name": "Commander Bicknell",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/commander",
            "antagonist_name": "Emergency Response Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Keep the Inspector alive",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
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                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Emergency Response Team",
                "id": 2
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        },
        "15": {
            "key": "gameenjoyer",
            "name": "Alexandra Cowper",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/domain_ghost_actor",
            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "16": {
            "key": "dailykrisztian",
            "name": "Charles Lee",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Brigid Hreirunn, the Medical Doctor.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "17": {
            "key": "borisvanmemes",
            "name": "Kayden Lafortune",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/domain_ghost_actor",
            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "18": {
            "key": "jiggymcjigface",
            "name": "Montague Hill",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/domain_ghost_actor",
            "antagonist_name": "Virtual Domain Actor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/bitrunner_ghost_fluff",
                    "text": "Defend your domain from the intruders!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "19": {
            "key": "pjk2nd",
            "name": "alien drone (512)",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/xeno",
            "antagonist_name": "Xenomorph",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/advance_hive",
                    "text": "Survive and advance the Hive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/xeno",
                "name": "Aliens",
                "id": 3
            }
        },
        "20": {
            "key": "aliceee2ch",
            "name": "Officer Leonardo Da Viking",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/deathsquad\/leader",
            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Officer",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Arrest the Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
        "21": {
            "key": "schmorgisborg",
            "name": "Trooper Evil Bob Marley",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/deathsquad",
            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Arrest the Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
        "22": {
            "key": "tamuren",
            "name": "Trooper Blast Thickneck",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/deathsquad",
            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Arrest the Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
        "23": {
            "key": "aurumdude",
            "name": "Trooper Sir Killaslot",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/deathsquad",
            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Arrest the Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        },
        "24": {
            "key": "jiggymcjigface",
            "name": "Trooper Jet Handblood",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/ert\/deathsquad",
            "antagonist_name": "Deathsquad Trooper",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective",
                    "text": "Arrest the Captain",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": {
                "type": "\/datum\/team\/ert",
                "name": "Deathsquad",
                "id": 4
            }
        }
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