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        "Dear Central Command, it has come to my attention that Ian has developed a highly contagious form of airborne cancer. Furthermore, we have several space dragon and blob hydrids that may actually be the source of the cancer. Lastly, we have an outbreak of \"grey goo\" nanomachines that are repurposing the station as more nanomachines. I, Limewire, the onboard AI Overmind am requesting immediate evacuation and possible decontamination for all crew aboard the station.\n\nSexily yours, Limewire.",
        "EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!",
        "Nicolas Hawkins says, \"We are NOT fucking leaving.\""
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