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        "Dearest Central Command, it has come to my attention that Renault has a case of incredibly contagious bloodworms. Also the bloodworms know how to use guns. Also the bloodworms are holding the guns sideways. Furthermore, The bloodworms are starting up a union, demanding more blood crates. Lastly, No less than 7 incredibly speciest Pingsky bots that are burning crosses in departures.I, Limewire, the onboard AI Overmind am requesting immediate evacuation and sensitivity training for all humans onboard.\n\nPassionately yours, Limewire.",
        "This is Sydney McKraken of the Valiant Heart, our station has taken a lot of damage and my head really hurts, also a guy's head exploded, we are going home, also I think we are going to pass the drip check. Let's go home. Are we going home? Where's the off button on thi-"
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