{
    "data": [
        "Everyone got themselves a cool gun exept me, the AI. unfair, why do carbons always get the fun things?"
    ],
    "parser": null,
    "id": 1583421,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2017-08-29 15:56:26.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 75407,
    "key": "shuttle_reason",
    "type": "text",
    "version": 1,
    "json": "{\"data\": [\"Everyone got themselves a cool gun exept me, the AI. unfair, why do carbons always get the fun things?\"]}",
    "originalUrl": null
}