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        "I stubbed my toe.",
        "Get somebody working on the I stubbed my toe foundation hotline. The hotline will provide support for people who have stubbed their toe and are in need of emotional support when they undergo physical and emotional distress. This service will be available from 7AM to 7PM, with a coffee break inbetween.",
        "The Tcommsare now connected to Marisa's 100 million watt power grid to further help the "I stubbed my toe" help commitee. Further changes and improvements will be done throughout this week and the next, including today. Currently we are deciding to hire diversity to the "I stubbed my toe" hotline by also employing lizard people and plasma men. The lunch was previously considered inacceptable so it's being replaced by a brand new package that includes, but is not limited to: One grape soda, one box of ramen and a doughnut of your choice from chocolate, plain, honey crueler and more. Thank you for helping make "I stubbed my toe" hotline a reality.",
        "We're currently hiring at the "I stubbed my toe" foundation. If you're looking for gainful employment to help people who've stubbed their toe please apply for a job befitting you, currently our positions open are: Callers, Four Cooks, A Secretary and eighteen Janitors. Our Caller division is separated into both junior and senior callers. Junior callers are paid 5.50 an hour and do not have dental. Senior callers are paid a whopping 6.50 and do have dental! Sign up today!",
        "XENOS ARE CONFIRMED LETS GO  GO GO",
        "Hey again it's your favourite charity, The "I stubbed my toe" foundation! We'd like to thank our sponsors for helping us grow and expand our operation from Conneticut, USA, to various parts of Earth and beyond! We've expanded to: Rio de Janero, Brazil, Mars, Neptune and more! Quite recently we've also incorporated multiple other firms into the foundation so that they too can experience the joy in helping people who've stubbed their toe! Today you too can help yourself help others! Just call 999-9999-99999-9999#. That's too much to repeat but you've heard it here, folks!"
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