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        "Fun fact: I can call the shuttle from centcom",
        "Centcom is fucked and we have to rescue it",
        "PEOPLE CAN'T COME PARTY AT CENTCOM BECAUSE THE SHUTTLE'S FUCKED YOU USELESS DICKSACK",
        "The station is ready to return home.",
        "FUCK YOU DUMBASS",
        "Grey tide is really really bad",
        "Please let us leave"
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