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        "Bloberino !!!",
        "Captain suicided, power is failing, and the HoS is breeding an out-of-control army of xenomobs because of "kek". I think we're done here. ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE SHITTER CAPTAIN ORDERED THE METEOR SHUTTLE, DO NOT BE SQUASHED BY IT. STRONGLY ADVISE TAKING A POD.",
        "HoS is an ass",
        "SM boutta blow"
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        "date": "2017-11-03 16:14:00.000000",
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