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            "commender": "Harold Robinson",
            "commendee": "Boink",
            "medal": "The nobel sciences award",
            "reason": "Probably has five different kinds of autism and brain damage. Fire this shithead immediately."
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            "commender": "Harold Robinson",
            "commendee": "Francis Gallyus",
            "medal": "The distinguished conduct medal",
            "reason": "Dumb knife-eared cat. Probably rapes other catpeople in her spare time. 0\/10, fire immediately."
        },
        "3": {
            "commender": "Harold Robinson",
            "commendee": "Justice Greenwood",
            "medal": "The medal of captaincy",
            "reason": "Better captain than the fucking drooling retard named Bill Rowe we have to call a captain. 10\/10, give this man a promotion to Central Comm"
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        "date": "2017-12-04 02:49:09.000000",
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