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        "Someone cut off my legs and I JUST got them back. And fuck, blood and shit. Yeah, Fuck this shit, I'm out.",
        "The Grey Slime conspiracy has crossed the line. We'll leave the fuckers here to rot. Burn em all I say BURN THEM ALL!",
        "We fought long. We fought hard. But lets be honest for a just a second here. No one gives a shit anymore. It's time to go home. If you try to recall this the gods will see that you are struck down in a drawn out and immensely painfull fashion. Of that you have my most sincere promise."
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