{
    "data": [
        "The HoP is dead, and despite my most thorough efforts to revert this, he remains dead. I feel disappointed in myself and it's time to go home.",
        "Ass Pirate Infestation"
    ],
    "parser": null,
    "id": 1947000,
    "datetime": {
        "date": "2018-03-01 12:57:26.000000",
        "timezone_type": 3,
        "timezone": "UTC"
    },
    "round": 84356,
    "key": "shuttle_reason",
    "type": "text",
    "version": 1,
    "json": "{\"data\":[\"The HoP is dead, and despite my most thorough efforts to revert this, he remains dead. I feel disappointed in myself and it's time to go home.\",\"Ass Pirate Infestation\"]}",
    "originalUrl": null
}