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        "Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.",
        "Numb'r 15: burg'r king foot lettuce. The lasteth thing thee'd wanteth in thy burg'r king burg'r is someone's foot fungus. But as t turns out, yond might beest what thee receiveth. A 4chann'r upload'd a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "this is the lettuce thee consume at burg'r king. " admittedly, that gent hadst shoes on. But yond's coequal w'rse.",
        "Making too much money. The bottoms about to fall out.",
        "Number 15: Sauteed hamburger lettuce. One last thing you want in your Burger King burger is the fungus on someone's foot. But, as it turns out, it may be what you get. A 4channer sent a photo anonymously to the site showing his feet in a plastic bin. With a statement: "This is a lettuce you come not Burger King". Certainly, he had shoes on. But this is even worse.",
        "buh human harm tho"
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