antagonists
Clown
(ExplosiveDiarrhea)
as
The
Traitor
/datum/antagonist/traitor/human
-
FAIL
Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal -
FAIL
Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape
Skyler Prevatt
(GeniusLlama)
as
The
Traitor
/datum/antagonist/traitor/human
-
SUCCESS
Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate -
SUCCESS
Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr
Bingle-the-Bongo
(PoptartBarbarian)
as
The
Traitor
/datum/antagonist/traitor/human
-
SUCCESS
Assassinate Mufasa Fasagan M'dick, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate -
SUCCESS
Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr
Melissa Taylor
(Kuromoi)
as
The
Traitor
/datum/antagonist/traitor/human
-
SUCCESS
Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate -
FAIL
Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape
Captain Starhull
(durkel)
as
The
Space Pirate
/datum/antagonist/pirate
Mate Plasmahelm
(pointlesswaste3)
as
The
Space Pirate
/datum/antagonist/pirate
Gunner Laserdeck
(geniusllama)
as
The
Space Pirate
/datum/antagonist/pirate
Akina Blanko
(Lightning38088)
as
The
Abductor Scientist
/datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
Hoops McCann
(Identikit)
as
The
Abductor Agent
/datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
Christian Swabey
(Anime is gay)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Steal all lights.
/datum/objective/abductee/steal
Camil Earin
(DalekThePerson)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint
Melissa Taylor
(Kuromoi)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Blob Overmind (580)
(JarekTheRaptor)
as
The
Blob
/datum/antagonist/blob
-
SUCCESS
Reach critical mass!
/datum/objective/blob_takeover
Jack Eleva
(EmeraldGuardianM)
as
The
Brainwashed Victim
/datum/antagonist/brainwashed
-
SUCCESS
The oxygen is choking them all and they don't even know it, remove all oxygen from the station.
/datum/objective/brainwashing
Ronald Pagan
(Thoraxe237)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random
John Titor
(Fiole)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Don't allow anyone to be cloned.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Nolan Lauffer
(Gadd)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Austin White
(SladeWilson666)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Landon Adams
(Coconutwarrior97)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Thaullia Kydekk
(Nuclear_Man_D)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random
revenant (234)
(Coconutwarrior97)
as
The
Revenant
/datum/antagonist/revenant
-
FAIL
Absorb 475 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant -
SUCCESS
Avoid killing in plain sight.
/datum/objective/revenantFluff
Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte
(Baby10001)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech
Nottim Portant
(Wizardwizard)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random
Jermaine Phillips
(Buttnick)
as
The
Abductee
/datum/antagonist/abductee
-
SUCCESS
You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random
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Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]},\"24\":{\"key\":\"Buttnick\",\"name\":\"Jermaine Phillips\",\"antagonist_type\":\"\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee\",\"antagonist_name\":\"Abductee\",\"objectives\":[{\"objective_type\":\"\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random\",\"text\":\"You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!\",\"result\":\"SUCCESS\"}],\"team\":[]}}}",
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