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antagonists

Clown (ExplosiveDiarrhea) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Skyler Prevatt (GeniusLlama) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Bingle-the-Bongo (PoptartBarbarian) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Mufasa Fasagan M'dick, the Assistant.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
    /datum/objective/martyr
Melissa Taylor (Kuromoi) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor/human
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte, the Chief Engineer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Captain Starhull (durkel) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
Mate Plasmahelm (pointlesswaste3) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
Gunner Laserdeck (geniusllama) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate
Akina Blanko (Lightning38088) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
Hoops McCann (Identikit) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
Christian Swabey (Anime is gay) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Steal all lights.
    /datum/objective/abductee/steal
Camil Earin (DalekThePerson) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!
    /datum/objective/abductee/paint
Melissa Taylor (Kuromoi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Blob Overmind (580) (JarekTheRaptor) as The Blob /datum/antagonist/blob
  • SUCCESS Reach critical mass!
    /datum/objective/blob_takeover
Jack Eleva (EmeraldGuardianM) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS The oxygen is choking them all and they don't even know it, remove all oxygen from the station.
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Ronald Pagan (Thoraxe237) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
John Titor (Fiole) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Don't allow anyone to be cloned.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Nolan Lauffer (Gadd) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Austin White (SladeWilson666) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Landon Adams (Coconutwarrior97) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Thaullia Kydekk (Nuclear_Man_D) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
revenant (234) (Coconutwarrior97) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant
  • FAIL Absorb 475 points of essence from humans.
    /datum/objective/revenant
  • SUCCESS Avoid killing in plain sight.
    /datum/objective/revenantFluff
Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte (Baby10001) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
    /datum/objective/abductee/speech
Nottim Portant (Wizardwizard) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jermaine Phillips (Buttnick) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random

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                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
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                    "text": "Assassinate Mufasa Fasagan M'dick, the Assistant.",
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                    "text": "Die a glorious death.",
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            "name": "Mate Plasmahelm",
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            "name": "Gunner Laserdeck",
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            "name": "Akina Blanko",
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            "name": "Hoops McCann",
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            "key": "Anime is gay",
            "name": "Christian Swabey",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal all lights.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "DalekThePerson",
            "name": "Camil Earin",
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            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/paint",
                    "text": "The station is hideous. You must color it all purple!",
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            "name": "Melissa Taylor",
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            "key": "JarekTheRaptor",
            "name": "Blob Overmind (580)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Blob",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/blob_takeover",
                    "text": "Reach critical mass!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "EmeraldGuardianM",
            "name": "Jack Eleva",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/brainwashed",
            "antagonist_name": "Brainwashed Victim",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/brainwashing",
                    "text": "The oxygen is choking them all and they don't even know it, remove all oxygen from the station.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Thoraxe237",
            "name": "Ronald Pagan",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
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                    "text": "You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!",
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            "key": "Fiole",
            "name": "John Titor",
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                    "text": "Don't allow anyone to be cloned.",
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            "key": "Gadd",
            "name": "Nolan Lauffer",
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                    "text": "Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "SladeWilson666",
            "name": "Austin White",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Coconutwarrior97",
            "name": "Landon Adams",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
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                    "text": "Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.",
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            "key": "Nuclear_Man_D",
            "name": "Thaullia Kydekk",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.",
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            "key": "Coconutwarrior97",
            "name": "revenant (234)",
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            "antagonist_name": "Revenant",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenant",
                    "text": "Absorb 475 points of essence from humans.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/revenantFluff",
                    "text": "Avoid killing in plain sight.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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            "key": "Baby10001",
            "name": "Adolf Vissarionovich Bonaparte",
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            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/speech",
                    "text": "Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.",
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            "key": "Wizardwizard",
            "name": "Nottim Portant",
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                    "text": "The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!",
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            "key": "Buttnick",
            "name": "Jermaine Phillips",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/abductee",
            "antagonist_name": "Abductee",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/abductee\/random",
                    "text": "You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "date": "2018-05-14 23:16:34.000000",
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