90093 90095

antagonists

Owen Kimple (Shadowflame909) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract 8 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Download 25 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • SUCCESS Prevent Jeff Kaplan, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jeff Kaplan, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Trevor Reeves (TheTrashMann) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
    /datum/objective/absorb_most
  • FAIL Download 20 research nodes.
    /datum/objective/download
  • FAIL Prevent Robert Price, the Virologist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Robert Price, the Virologist while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Despises-Many-Humans (UndisputedOfTheEast) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
    /datum/objective/absorb_most
  • FAIL Steal the hypospray.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Assassinate Ryan Hardie, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Paul Simon, the Lawyer while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Flutterithut Ornithanaioum (Affurit) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Prevent Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Bob Oakland (Syruse Eln) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Janice Lean, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Lucie Bellerose (Eskjjlj) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Trip Hawking (Nopatap) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Assassinate Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Assassinate Freya Milne, the Warden.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Wulf Wulfenstein (Woozy89) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal a functional AI.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Donk E. Kong (SpagettKing) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Assassinate Trevor Reeves, the Bartender.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Tony 'Wheeze' Mido (Hair Gel) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Mike Murdock, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Assassinate Thomas Laser, the Scientist.
    /datum/objective/assassinate
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape
Jannet McMoth (Rumbledump) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank).
    /datum/objective/steal
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Alexander Wolff (Tapubulu) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • FAIL Destroy R.E.T.A.R.D, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • SUCCESS Prevent Thomas Laser, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
    /datum/objective/escape

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            "name": "Owen Kimple",
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 8 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 25 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Jeff Kaplan, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Jeff Kaplan, the Assistant while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "team": []
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            "key": "TheTrashMann",
            "name": "Trevor Reeves",
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            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
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                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb_most",
                    "text": "Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/download",
                    "text": "Download 20 research nodes.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Robert Price, the Virologist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Robert Price, the Virologist while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
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            "team": []
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            "key": "UndisputedOfTheEast",
            "name": "Despises-Many-Humans",
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            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb_most",
                    "text": "Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the hypospray.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Ryan Hardie, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Paul Simon, the Lawyer while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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            "team": []
        },
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            "key": "Affurit",
            "name": "Flutterithut Ornithanaioum",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/changeling",
            "antagonist_name": "Changeling",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/absorb",
                    "text": "Extract 6 compatible genomes.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape\/escape_with_identity",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
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        },
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            "key": "Syruse Eln",
            "name": "Bob Oakland",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Janice Lean, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "6": {
            "key": "Eskjjlj",
            "name": "Lucie Bellerose",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal an unused sample of slime extract.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
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        "7": {
            "key": "Nopatap",
            "name": "Trip Hawking",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Akari Kobayashi, the Security Officer.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Freya Milne, the Warden.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "8": {
            "key": "Woozy89",
            "name": "Wulf Wulfenstein",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal a functional AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the captain's antique laser gun.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "9": {
            "key": "SpagettKing",
            "name": "Donk E. Kong",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal the station blueprints.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Trevor Reeves, the Bartender.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "10": {
            "key": "Hair Gel",
            "name": "Tony 'Wheeze' Mido",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Mike Murdock, the Assistant, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/assassinate",
                    "text": "Assassinate Thomas Laser, the Scientist.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "11": {
            "key": "Rumbledump",
            "name": "Jannet McMoth",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/steal",
                    "text": "Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank).",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/hijack",
                    "text": "Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        },
        "12": {
            "key": "Tapubulu",
            "name": "Alexander Wolff",
            "antagonist_type": "\/datum\/antagonist\/traitor",
            "antagonist_name": "Traitor",
            "objectives": [
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/destroy",
                    "text": "Destroy R.E.T.A.R.D, the experimental AI.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/maroon",
                    "text": "Prevent Thomas Laser, the Scientist, from escaping alive.",
                    "result": "SUCCESS"
                },
                {
                    "objective_type": "\/datum\/objective\/escape",
                    "text": "Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.",
                    "result": "FAIL"
                }
            ],
            "team": []
        }
    },
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        "date": "2018-06-27 01:08:59.000000",
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    },
    "round": 90094,
    "key": "antagonists",
    "type": "associative",
    "version": 3,
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