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        "Everyone is pissed and the ghosts are being cocksnabs. Let's leave.",
        "This ain't called Dollar Store Cahseer wife. this is called FUCK OFRF GHOST!",
        "oh god i'm tiny this isn't normal",
        "This is fucking stupid and you are childish",
        "too many recalls... WE NEED MORE (Also basically everything is depressurised)",
        "This is stupid and dumb",
        "EVERYTHING IS LOSING POWER AND DEPRESURISED"
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