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        "i dont get paid enough for babysitting like this",
        "Mime here, I am gonna recall soon after but this is my only way of talking to every crew member. I was given ALMOST all access by the HoP, and believe me, I am very grateful, but he didn't give me captain access, which really breaks my heart. I work countless hours to entertain and do fun tricks and I get PHONY all access? I truly can't cope with it, and if I don't get full access in 10 minutes, I will kill myself for the whole crew to see, god bless you all",
        "anyone else wanna recall? crematorium is nice and cozy this time of year."
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