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        "DO NOT RECALL SHITHEDS",
        "fuck this shit I'm out",
        "GET BLACKED CAPTAIN",
        "RECALLING THE SHUTTLE CAUSES HUMAN HARM",
        "IM SORRY OWEN BUT THE CE DISCOVERED WHERE THE COMM CONSOLE IS WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BUY THIS FUCKING SM SHUTTLE BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR",
        "god fucking damn it now we can't get anything fun because of cultists",
        "We're almost ready for our glorious Communist Supershuttle! Now gamers, all we need is the number on your parent's credit card and the three digits on the back."
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