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        "all the animals are dead",
        "She's harmless they said. She's fine they said. Turns out a queen with a neurotoxin gland is still deadly. You utter autists.",
        "i want it to be known that i, brian d'mag, yeeted the cloned alien queen, who had an ebow, a hiero club, neurotoxin and acid glands, three fucking lasers, and a couple bits of traitor gear, by myself. a drooling retard.",
        "running out of power",
        "GET US OUT OF HERE",
        "by overwhelming request"
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