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        "We are rapidly approaching the threshold where we have more dead than alive. We're leaving.",
        "lets get the fuck out, already a shit ton of murder and deaths",
        "fuck your shuttle it has been one hour its not our fault you're such a slow fatass lets get out",
        "CE you're so lazy"
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