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109246
109246 Statbus
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N.S.S. Loyalist Station 13 aboard Donutstation

Station Integrity

Survival Rate

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Deaths (67)

Who	Where	When	How
Susan Summers As Security Officer Played by smallveggiepaws	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((121, 106, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:07:45 @ 07:00:25 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 57 0 0 0 0 0 0
Constanze Morschaff As Security Officer Played by tanachi	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((120, 106, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:07:55 @ 07:00:35 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 57 0 0 0 0 0 0
Greg Topps As Warden Played by captaintittytwister	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((121, 107, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:07:57 @ 07:00:37 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 204 0 0 2 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Katie Fischer / extrashard
Katie Fischer As Detective Played by extrashard	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((122, 106, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:08:20 @ 07:01:00 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 24 0 0 0 0 0 0
The Hero We Deserve As Mime Played by dudefff	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((122, 107, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:08:32 @ 07:01:12 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 25 0 0 0 0 0 0
Joey Bananas As Cargo Technician Played by biwwy	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((125, 106, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:09:31 @ 07:02:11 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 350 0 0 0 0 0 0
Spaceman Simmerman As Security Officer Played by hatknight	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((124, 104, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:09:45 @ 07:02:25 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 214 2 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Parker Basmanoff / toranvor12
Parker Basmanoff As Atmospheric Technician Played by toranvor12	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((123, 103, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:09:57 @ 07:02:37 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jonathan Hardy As Security Officer Played by swiftcore	Honked 'n' Loaded At ((121, 106, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:10:51 @ 07:03:31 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 203 0 0 0 0
Kraven Lockharte As Scientist Played by trexter555	Head of Personnel's Office At ((173, 141, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:12:38 @ 07:05:18 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 217 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mercury XVI As Quartermaster Played by jera8deshields	Kitchen At ((129, 100, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:13:35 @ 07:06:15 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 15 0 0 0 0 0 0
Deren Smith As Chemist Played by nuckenmcfuggets	Chemistry At ((107, 118, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:16:14 @ 07:08:54 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 43 0 0 164 0 0 0
Mikhail Evonski As Shaft Miner Played by thatengineer	Mining Station EVA At ((65, 37, 5)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:17:47 @ 07:10:27 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 85 0 152 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Shahvee-Telixith / py01
Greg Topps As Warden Played by captaintittytwister	Penis licking Center At ((121, 112, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:17:49 @ 07:10:29 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 300 60 0 0 0 60 0 Possibly Murdered By Finley McReese / epicfatgamernuts
Morgan Smith As Wizard Played by toranvor12	Cargo Bay At ((142, 184, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:19:28 @ 07:12:08 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 129 0 80 0 0 0 75 Possibly Murdered By John Tardson / ransmi
Jack Macqintyre As Shaft Miner Played by yellowtie	Emergency Shelter At ((102, 31, 5)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:19:38 @ 07:12:18 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 220 0 0 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Shahvee-Telixith / py01
Sophia Rodgers As Chief Engineer Played by totalepicness5	Engineering At ((145, 113, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:19:40 @ 07:12:20 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 147 0 0 62 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jeanette Jinglebottom / smallveggiepaws
Jotaro Kujo As Wizard Played by dudefff	AI Chamber At ((135, 44, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:21:01 @ 07:13:41 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 82 0 112 0 0 20 0
Rasputin Darkmagic As Apprentice Played by biwwy	AI Chamber At ((137, 49, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:21:16 @ 07:13:56 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 208 1 0 0 0
Jamarion Taggart As Station Engineer Played by xnartharax	Atmospherics At ((145, 84, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:21:29 @ 07:14:09 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 231 0 24 0 2 0 0
Jeff Sagan As Chief Medical Officer Played by elfari	Central Primary Hallway At ((151, 163, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:21:57 @ 07:14:37 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 5 0 220 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jeff Sagan / elfari
Karen Carmichael As Janitor Played by vegimit	Cryogenics At ((93, 124, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:22:22 @ 07:15:02 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Charles Jefferson / blutarsk
Jemmy Pershing As Cargo Technician Played by cameraguy36	Cryogenics At ((94, 124, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:22:29 @ 07:15:09 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 219 0 0 7 0 0 0
Skiddle As Clown Played by fishwhistle	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((109, 104, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:24:13 @ 07:16:53 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 213 0 0 0 22 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Skiddle / fishwhistle
Ula Tungsten As Assistant Played by theula123	Medbay Central At ((96, 128, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:24:33 @ 07:17:13 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 100 0 26 80 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Finley McReese / epicfatgamernuts
Xantor Elysius As Shaft Miner Played by unixian	Lavaland Wastes At ((97, 49, 5)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:24:34 @ 07:17:14 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 0 18 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Shahvee-Telixith / py01
Laraaji XVI As Assistant Played by asskek	Central Primary Hallway At ((149, 111, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:26:24 @ 07:19:04 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Tardson / ransmi
Joe Lamb The Second As Medical Doctor Played by gojujoe	Cargo Office At ((149, 176, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:27:46 @ 07:20:26 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 207 0 0 1 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Tardson / ransmi
Morgan Smith As Wizard Played by toranvor12	Medbay Central At ((102, 117, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:28:07 @ 07:20:47 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poor Cloning Technique - 11 0 59 37 0 96 0 Possibly Murdered By Laraaji XVI / asskek
Judy Shrimps As Scientist Played by jodiu	Central Primary Hallway At ((124, 162, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:29:07 @ 07:21:47 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 201 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Tardson / ransmi
Shahvee-Telixith As Ash Walker Played by py01	Space At ((157, 192, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:29:22 @ 07:22:02 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 8 0 1 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jack Macqintyre / yellowtie
Joey Quiver As Assistant Played by arcanemusic	Chapel At ((154, 168, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:29:46 @ 07:22:26 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 166 0 64 0 2 0 0
Wusha-Telixith As Ash Walker Played by mithykyl	Unexplored Location At ((101, 92, 4)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:30:08 @ 07:22:48 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 174 0 56 0 0 0 0
Spaceman Simmerman As Security Officer Played by hatknight	Penis licking Center At ((120, 109, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:30:53 @ 07:23:33 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 85 0 0 91 0 30 0 Possibly Murdered By Spaceman Simmerman / hatknight
Finley McReese As Wizard Played by dudefff	Medbay Central At ((106, 123, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:31:20 @ 07:24:00 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 194 0 20 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Contract Boy / appleseed107
Thrad Devar As Head of Personnel Played by dreadpony	Central Primary Hallway At ((154, 164, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:31:23 @ 07:24:03 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 159 0 19 40 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Rasputin the Wise / extrashard
Oliver Kimple As Chaplain Played by notpock	Dormitories At ((109, 166, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:32:10 @ 07:24:50 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 209 0 10 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Is that a motherfucking TOUHOU REFERENCE? / tanachi
Cy.K.A As Cyborg Played by paxilmaniac	Central Primary Hallway At ((164, 113, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:33:17 @ 07:25:57 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 180 0 30 0 0 0 0
Josiah Raymond As Security Officer Played by epicfatgamernuts	Central Primary Hallway At ((149, 109, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:33:17 @ 07:25:57 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 241 0 1 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Tardson / ransmi
John Tardson As Station Engineer Played by ransmi	Law Office At ((162, 120, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:33:42 @ 07:26:22 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 10 0 6 0 0 0 0
Stinky McBignuts As Wizard Played by captaintittytwister	Head of Personnel's Office At ((175, 145, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:33:50 @ 07:26:30 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 158 0 66 0 0 0 0
Rasputin the Wise As Apprentice Played by extrashard	Departure Lounge At ((103, 201, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:34:21 @ 07:27:01 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 218 0 0 0 0 0 5 Possibly Murdered By Commander Pennington / gojujoe
Willow Simmons As Bartender Played by marblesmarbles	Penis licking Center At ((117, 110, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:36:01 @ 07:28:41 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 249 0 27 0 2 0 0
Manuel Ackerley As Medical Doctor Played by fuilin	Central Primary Hallway At ((153, 162, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:36:15 @ 07:28:55 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 197 0 3 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ron Lemon / gojujoe
Security Officer Durstine As Atmospheric Technician Played by valandiltoriel	Cryogenics At ((92, 124, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:36:45 @ 07:29:25 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 246 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Todlador Fascarti / valandiltoriel
Security Officer Sealis As Captain Played by sugarbone	Chapel At ((168, 171, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:37:17 @ 07:29:57 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 206 0 0 32 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Hudson Whiteman / fondness
Antonio Beach As Assistant Played by fondness	Security Office At ((181, 115, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:38:05 @ 07:30:45 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 225 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maximus Pennington / tanachi
Zigget Niggerdus As Assistant Played by dootdoom	Central Primary Hallway At ((145, 110, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:38:49 @ 07:31:29 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 95 108 0 0 0
Ron Lemon As Emergency Response Officer Played by gojujoe	Central Primary Hallway At ((165, 158, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:38:55 @ 07:31:35 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 215 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Harry Potter / totalepicness5
Niima-El As Wizard Played by twaticus	Central Primary Hallway At ((120, 116, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:39:09 @ 07:31:49 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 194 0 0 10 0 32 0
Matthew Riggle As Head of Security Played by kendrickorium	Central Primary Hallway At ((132, 162, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:39:27 @ 07:32:07 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 161 0 11 56 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Todlador Fascarti / macnn209
Chaplain Mary As Research Director Played by caniscucurbita	Space At ((90, 178, 9)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:39:57 @ 07:32:37 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 86 0 38 80 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thanos the Destroyer / dudefff
Thanos the Destroyer As Roboticist Played by thekollector	Emergency Shuttle At ((111, 200, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:40:07 @ 07:32:47 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 235 0 5 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thanos the Destroyer / dudefff
Thanos the Destroyer As Wizard Played by dudefff	Emergency Shuttle At ((119, 189, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:40:52 @ 07:33:32 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 214 2 0 9 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Brock Karamazov / laz0r
Todlador Fascarti As Geneticist Played by macnn209	Space At ((150, 149, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:41:06 @ 07:33:46 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 24 0 54 122 0 0 0
Kroq-Gar As Wizard Played by jera8deshields	Central Primary Hallway At ((117, 127, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:41:19 @ 07:33:59 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 126 0 87 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Charles Jefferson / garen7
Radagast the Conquerer As Wizard Played by paxilmaniac	Emergency Shuttle At ((119, 185, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:41:34 @ 07:34:14 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 0 1 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nick Johnson / dinklenh
Contract Boy As Botanist Played by cynic716	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:05 @ 07:34:45 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 432 14 6 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thanos the Destroyer / dudefff
Nick Johnson As Virologist Played by appleseed107	Central Primary Hallway At ((132, 111, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:06 @ 07:34:46 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 232 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sheri Ruiz / unixian
Sunshine Day As Medical Doctor Played by blutarsk	Emergency Shuttle At ((221, 83, 12)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:31 @ 07:35:11 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 103 0 110 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Harry Potter / totalepicness5
Beelei-Azbai As Ash Walker Played by fondness	Space At ((91, 141, 8)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:42 @ 07:35:22 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 70 0 155 0 0 0 0
Neetizei-Shahvee As Ash Walker Played by richieblast07	asd At ((137, 138, 5)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:46 @ 07:35:26 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 15 0 110 85 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Neetizei-Shahvee / richieblast07
Alfreda Eckhardstein As Emergency Response Officer Played by mrboojangles	Emergency Shuttle At ((0, 0, 0)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:47 @ 07:35:27 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 422 0 5 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Alfreda Eckhardstein / i81544
Mark Feyweather As Curator Played by relyksboa	Emergency Shuttle At ((223, 73, 12)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:50 @ 07:35:30 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 218 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thanos the Destroyer / dudefff
Hudson Whiteman As Emergency Response Officer Played by theula123	Emergency Shuttle At ((222, 83, 12)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:42:51 @ 07:35:31 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 220 0 0 4 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Harry Potter / totalepicness5
Nick Johnson As Cyborg Played by dinklenh	Emergency Shuttle At ((224, 85, 12)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:43:47 @ 07:36:27 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 20 0 0 0 0
Charles Jefferson As Emergency Response Officer Played by toranvor12	Central Primary Hallway At ((128, 111, 2)) on Donutstation	2019-05-26 12:43:53 @ 07:36:33 During 109246 109246 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 133 0 8 69 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bella Pepper / garen7

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Jotaro Kujo (Dudefff) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Jeanette Jinglebottom (Smallveggiepaws) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

SUCCESS Assassinate Joseph Kallen, the Captain.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Morgan Smith (Toranvor12) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

SUCCESS Assassinate Charles Jefferson, the Medical Doctor.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Rasputin Darkmagic (Biwwy) as The Wizard Apprentice /datum/antagonist/wizard/apprentice

FAIL Protect Mr. Amazing, the wizard.
/datum/objective/protect

Clint Jangles (MrBoojangles) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Stinky McBignuts (Captain Tittytwister) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Xantor Elysius (Unixian) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Peter Chauvin (Canis Cucurbita) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Jamarion Taggart (Xnartharax) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Ula Tungsten (TheUla123) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Jeff Sagan (El_fari) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Charles Jefferson (Blutarsk) as The Survivalist /datum/antagonist/survivalist/guns

FAIL Steal at least five guns!
/datum/objective/steal_five_of_type/summon_guns
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

laughter demon (El_fari) as The Laughter demon /datum/antagonist/slaughter/laughter

FAIL Hug and Tickle everyone.
/datum/objective

Contract Boy (biwwy) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

SUCCESS Assassinate Skiddle, the Clown.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Rasputin the Wise (ExtraShard) as The Wizard Apprentice /datum/antagonist/wizard/apprentice

FAIL Protect Contract Boy, the wizard.
/datum/objective/protect

Zigget Niggerdus (Total_Epicness5) as The Wizard Apprentice /datum/antagonist/wizard/apprentice

FAIL Protect Contract Boy, the wizard.
/datum/objective/protect

Is that a motherfucking TOUHOU REFERENCE? (Tanachi) as The Wizard Apprentice /datum/antagonist/wizard/apprentice

FAIL Protect Contract Boy, the wizard.
/datum/objective/protect

Harry Potter (Jera8deshields) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Assassinate Antonio Beach, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Security Officer Durstine (Toranvor12) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/security/inquisitor

SUCCESS Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.
/datum/objective

Chaplain Mary (Unixian) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/chaplain/inquisitor

SUCCESS Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.
/datum/objective

Medical Officer Kanaga (TheUla123) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/medic/inquisitor

SUCCESS Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.
/datum/objective

Security Officer Sealis (MrBoojangles) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/security/inquisitor

SUCCESS Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.
/datum/objective

Commander Pennington (gojujoe) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/commander/inquisitor

SUCCESS Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station.
/datum/objective

Francis Filth (Richieblast07) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Lexia Black (Twaticus) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Thanos the Destroyer (Dudefff) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Assassinate Chad McCoolguy, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Radagast the Conquerer (Paxilmaniac) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Twaticus) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

SUCCESS Assassinate Sheri Ruiz, the Botanist.
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SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
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