Statbus

109916
109916 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Bagil

Proper Completion in 00:47:39

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Station Integrity

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Deaths (40)

Who	Where	When	How
John Hammerman As Assistant Played by johnpootis	Departure Lounge At ((103, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:19:00 @ 06:58:45 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 0 200 0 0 0
Andy Bagsin As Atmospheric Technician Played by dootdoom	The Adminbus At ((129, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:19:28 @ 06:59:13 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 300 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mateo Leech As Chemist Played by mikeike545	Medbay Storage At ((90, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:19:41 @ 06:59:26 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jasmine Parfum As Medical Doctor Played by gumdisease	The Adminbus At ((128, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:19:45 @ 06:59:30 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 333 0 0 0 0 0 0
Macie Vader As Assistant Played by griffindeluna	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:20:17 @ 07:00:02 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 30 0 0 0 0 0 0
Scott Johnson As Medical Doctor Played by smellslikepork	Cryogenics At ((83, 99, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:40:53 @ 07:20:38 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Todd Swabey As Geneticist Played by chickenboy10	Genetics Lab At ((103, 93, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:43:38 @ 07:23:23 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 145 0 0 78 0 0 0
Johnny Vinchime As Geneticist Played by genarall1	Genetics Lab At ((102, 93, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:45:56 @ 07:25:41 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 155 0 5 64 0 0 0
Jimmy Little As Security Officer Played by robustitron	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((150, 139, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:46:04 @ 07:25:49 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 131 0 62 9 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Prelate twouhilphiniet / dimmadunk
Captain Obvious As Clown Played by agentaib	Central Primary Hallway At ((89, 142, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:46:36 @ 07:26:21 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 31 169 0 0 0
Ron Lemon As Assistant Played by marblesmarbles	Port Primary Hallway At ((81, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:47:21 @ 07:27:06 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 82 0 60 77 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cherry Johnson / ybs
S.A.N.G.U.I.N.I.T.Y As Cyborg Played by griffindeluna	Xenobiology Maintenance At ((126, 47, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:50:51 @ 07:30:36 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Royce Dietz As Scientist Played by virtuanauts	Research and Development At ((114, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:52:16 @ 07:32:01 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 186 24 0 0 0
Ron Lemon As Assistant Played by marblesmarbles	Chapel At ((92, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:52:39 @ 07:32:24 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 126 0 0 79 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Constanze Morschaff / tanachi
Thirst Lenard As Clown Played by thegreaseman	Space At ((108, 186, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:52:44 @ 07:32:29 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 165 0 56 11 0 0 0
Kraven Lockharte As Scientist Played by trexter555	Cloning Lab At ((93, 91, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:53:59 @ 07:33:44 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Plug Me As Clown Played by fluelughk	Brig Control At ((110, 174, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:54:08 @ 07:33:53 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 193 12 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lynch / gblue
Amber Aggly As Curator Played by drawsstuff	Central Primary Hallway At ((90, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:55:26 @ 07:35:11 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 76 0 0 36 200 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lynch / gblue
Lexa UH As Shaft Miner Played by madasa16	Lavaland Wastes At ((128, 35, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:55:29 @ 07:35:14 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 252 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brian Heccox As Warden Played by childofsolitude	Brig Control At ((110, 169, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:57:05 @ 07:36:50 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 228 0 0 10 0 0 0
Gene Ball As Chemist Played by nabski	Command Hallway At ((109, 123, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:57:17 @ 07:37:02 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 125 0 4 37 56 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ioseb Jughashvili / thoroughwort
Crush Bandicoot As Station Engineer Played by luckyxviii	Central Primary Hallway At ((126, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 10:59:20 @ 07:39:05 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 120 0 0 90 0 0 0
Johnny Vinchime As Geneticist Played by genarall1	Genetics Lab At ((97, 90, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:00:17 @ 07:40:02 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 9 191 0 0 0
Sheever Beever As Assistant Played by churglegurgles	Fore Primary Hallway At ((105, 158, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:02:05 @ 07:41:50 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 13 0 193 6 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sheever Beever / churglegurgles
Todd Swabey As Geneticist Played by chickenboy10	Genetics Lab At ((99, 90, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:02:23 @ 07:42:08 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 10 0 0 190 0 0 0
The Virgin Mime As Unassigned Played by dklh	Genetics Lab At ((96, 92, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:02:48 @ 07:42:33 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 172 0 90 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lynch / gblue
Mike Murdock As Quartermaster Played by bigfatbananacyclops	Central Primary Hallway At ((89, 116, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:03:12 @ 07:42:57 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 14 0 0 186 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bella Rouge / mortosasye
Squeaky As Clown Played by blakek2	Port Primary Hallway At ((84, 134, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:03:34 @ 07:43:19 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 240 0 0 0 0 0 0
Romulus Agrippa As Bartender Played by pastafanman	Central Primary Hallway At ((116, 115, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:03:39 @ 07:43:24 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 47 18 165 27 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Pun Pun XLIII /
Amber Aggly As Curator Played by drawsstuff	Departure Lounge At ((107, 71, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:01 @ 07:43:46 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 142 7 65 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lynch / gblue
Scrotus Sofston As Janitor Played by unclepatch	Space At ((122, 54, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:10 @ 07:43:55 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 154 21 28 43 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ioseb Jughashvili / thoroughwort
Gonzo Fistubum As Cook Played by punchdrunkrambo	Space At ((10, 107, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:23 @ 07:44:08 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 138 0 53 30 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gonzo Fistubum / punchdrunkrambo
Erick Kelly As Cargo Technician Played by haetae	Space At ((98, 203, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:30 @ 07:44:15 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 122 0 55 49 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Erick Kelly / haetae
Thomas Laser As Captain Played by laz0r	Emergency Shuttle At ((224, 157, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:30 @ 07:44:15 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 71 0 20 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Prelate twouhilphiniet / dimmadunk
Vinny Richards As Assistant Played by metalgeartoaster	Space At ((106, 61, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:32 @ 07:44:17 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 127 2 42 54 0 0 0
Jamari Fraser As Roboticist Played by assessedknave56	Space At ((106, 64, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:32 @ 07:44:17 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 128 0 42 54 0 0 0
Oingo Boingo As Clown Played by zealouszeke	Medbay Central At ((90, 100, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:04:51 @ 07:44:36 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 69 0 117 19 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Oingo Boingo / zealouszeke
Brady Knapenberger As Botanist Played by reinhardtlohengram	Emergency Shuttle At ((223, 156, 12)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:05:13 @ 07:44:58 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 90 0 64 66 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thomas Laser / laz0r
Kira Yoshikage As Cargo Technician Played by san7890	Space At ((89, 59, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:05:15 @ 07:45:00 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 163 0 57 8 0 0 0
Joseph Kallen As Assistant Played by sugarbone	Departure Lounge At ((105, 73, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-06-05 11:05:22 @ 07:45:07 During 109916 109916 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 224 0 0 0 0 0 0

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

August Howard (BIgboyyo) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Sebastian Schrader, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Brady Knapenberger (ReinhardtLohengram) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 31 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Cherry Johnson (YBS) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 29 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Manuel Ackerley (Joybod) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Macie Vader, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Prevent Johnny Vinchime, the Geneticist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Sebastian Schrader (DimmaDunk) as The Devil /datum/antagonist/devil

Speaks-Her-Mind (Y0SH1_M4S73R) as The sintouched /datum/antagonist/sintouched

SUCCESS Angels, devils, good, evil... who cares? Just ignore any hellish threats and do your job.
/datum/objective/sintouched/acedia

imp (345) (Trexter555) as The Imp /datum/antagonist/imp

FAIL Try to get a promotion to a higher devilic rank.
/datum/objective