Statbus

Ninja Koga (Bucovineanu) as The Ninja /datum/antagonist/ninja

SUCCESS Slay Godfrey Wolf, the Captain.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Download 36 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal the brain of Angela White.
/datum/objective/debrain
SUCCESS Nothing
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a reflector trenchcoat.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the captain's antique laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal Ian.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Replace every weapon in the armoury with Donksoft weapons.
/datum/objective/custom

Raymond Dugmore (Gallywix4) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/official

SUCCESS You're the Prosecution in a very important space trial. I don't actually know the details of the case, just spin some absolute gold off the top of your head and wing it
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FAIL Silence the dishonorable ninja without alerting the crew.
/datum/objective/custom

Raymond Dugmore (Gallywix4) as The Ninja /datum/antagonist/ninja

Waldo (Arianya) as The Fugitive /datum/antagonist/fugitive

Clara Simpson (tterc) as The Fugitive Hunter /datum/antagonist/fugitive_hunter

FAIL Capture the fugitives in the station and put them into the bluespace capture machine on your ship.
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Larry Johnson (Woldmord) as The Morph /datum/antagonist/morph

Mina Nisumari (Kenteko) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/official

SUCCESS There are far too many Captains. Determine which of the station's Captains is fit to remain in Command, and find suitable jobs for the rest.
/datum/objective
FAIL Many high-risk items are dissapearing. Determine the cause, and recover them if possible.
/datum/objective/custom

Commander Hardie (Cynic716) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/commander

SUCCESS Follow the orders of Mina Nisumari, the Centcom Inspector. Your objectives will be explained in detail once on the station.
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space dragon (Gallywix4) as The Space Dragon /datum/antagonist/space_dragon

FAIL Assassinate Simski Gombrov CMXLI, the Captain.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Stay alive until the end.
/datum/objective/survive

Lindy Stough (Ivuchnu) as The Fugitive Hunter /datum/antagonist/fugitive_hunter

FAIL Capture the fugitives in the station and put them into the bluespace capture machine on your ship.
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Commander Patel (Memesalot) as The Emergency Response Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/commander

SUCCESS Kill the lesser-spotted purple flying bird ruining everyone's day.
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Trooper Bolt Vanderhuge (Lovegreenstuff) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad

Trooper Bold Bigflank (Sebiv) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad

Trooper Thrust Vanderhuge (Bawhoppennn) as The Deathsquad Trooper /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad

Officer Lunge Crushheel (Dravis) as The Deathsquad Officer /datum/antagonist/ert/deathsquad/leader