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2020-02-16 04:47:36 00:03:25 2020-02-16 04:51:01 01:34:35 2020-02-16 06:25:36 00:01:08 2020-02-16 06:26:44
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Helen Weinstein (MrDoomBringer) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • SUCCESS Extract 7 compatible genomes.
    /datum/objective/absorb
  • FAIL Destroy THOTBOT, the experimental AI.
    /datum/objective/destroy
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Joe Schmo, the Cargo Technician while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Steven Colins (Pismorizzo) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling
  • FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
    /datum/objective/absorb_most
  • SUCCESS Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
    /datum/objective/steal
  • SUCCESS Prevent Dyed-Fro, the Clown, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dyed-Fro, the Clown while wearing their identification card.
    /datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity
Lisette Die Heilige (Dusty_Exaliber) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Korol Konets (Jackrip) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent
  • SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
    /datum/objective/experiment
Moonie LeBleu (Arcturis) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 9, they don't exist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber
Wesley Ray (CASHNOW) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Athena Driggers (UnderARock) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Macey Thomas (Davethwave) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Convince the crew that you are a paraplegic.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Kevin James (Teepeepee) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Awoo (Imsxz) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You are VERY TALKAIVE CREAM WITH THE POWER OF HONK AND GODS!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Awoo (Imsxz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You know that Bobert Tunafish has perished. Hold a seance to call him from the spirit realm.
    /datum/objective/abductee/calling
Constance Hatchaway (JeanLafitte) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You a EVIL Doctor commit medical attrocities!!
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Constance Hatchaway (JeanLafitte) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Expand the station.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Maxwell Edison (Formika) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You Must Make a Shrine to nar'sie herself
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Maxwell Edison (Formika) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 5, they don't exist.
    /datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber
Steven Colins (Pismorizzo) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS You love greentext books
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Steven Colins (Pismorizzo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Chukk L. Fohks (Greyblood83) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The crew must get to know one another better. Break down the walls inside the station!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Helen Weinstein (MrDoomBringer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS You know that Kevin James has perished. Hold a seance to call him from the spirit realm.
    /datum/objective/abductee/calling
Kicking-Bird Johnson (Hyper2snyper) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor
  • SUCCESS Prevent Nick Brown, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
    /datum/objective/maroon
  • FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
    /datum/objective/hijack
Ben Miller (FlapjackShrek) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed
  • SUCCESS Nar'sie is Your Waifu
    /datum/objective/brainwashing
Ben Miller (FlapjackShrek) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Jeremy Smith (CaptainCamo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee
  • SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
    /datum/objective/abductee/random
Official Nanotrasen Commendation

The Medal Of Valor


is awarded to

Helen Weinstein

— For —

"For gibbing the lawyer changeling. You are truly wonderful."

Awarded by Clifford Von Cleef

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