Statbus

132539
132539 Statbus
Scrubby
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N.S.S. Experimental Alium No-Moon 55 aboard MetaStation

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Round Initialized	Duration	Round Started	Round Duration	Round Ended	Duration	Round Shutdown
2020-03-19 00:50:40	00:03:48	2020-03-19 00:54:28	01:33:43	2020-03-19 02:28:11	00:09:38	2020-03-19 02:37:49

Log Links	Round 132539 Public Logs at /tg/station Round 132539 at 🐝 Scrubby
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Deaths (87)

Who	Where	When	How
Alex Ceesay As Assistant Played by zagura	Hydroponics At ((137, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 00:57:18 @ 00:02:50 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 144 200 0 62 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dean Khan / jamalginsberg
Quinton Young As Assistant Played by alfathepirate	Bar At ((132, 128, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 00:57:22 @ 00:02:54 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Helen Weinstein As Assistant Played by mrdoombringer	Delivery Office At ((68, 141, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 00:58:46 @ 00:04:18 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 29 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Vadim Mesilane / rikdick
Osborn Hynes As Shaft Miner Played by zalts	Lavaland Wastes At ((172, 29, 5)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:02:03 @ 00:07:35 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 194 200 41 4 0 0 0
Maruca Laevusta As Prisoner Played by morby	Prison Wing At ((95, 188, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:17:14 @ 00:22:46 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 161 200 5 48 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maruca Laevusta / morby
Sloppy Joe As Virologist Played by drunkenpeasant	Locker Room At ((138, 150, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:17:50 @ 00:23:22 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 170 200 0 40 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nicki Shazam / leddriver
Rocky Brumbaloe As Botanist Played by pigsinspace	Secondary Starboard Maintenance At ((123, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:18:30 @ 00:24:02 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 220 46 0 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Alex Ceesay / zagura
Isaac Zuckermann As Scientist Played by lourendril	Corporate Showroom At ((108, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:29:02 @ 00:34:34 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 23 200 156 5 50 0 0
Crazy Ivan As Assistant Played by crazyvlad	Corporate Showroom At ((106, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:29:18 @ 00:34:50 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 9 200 170 3 50 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Crazy Ivan / crazyvlad
Alex Ceesay As Assistant Played by zagura	Central Primary Hallway At ((125, 122, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:29:48 @ 00:35:20 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 111 10 113 1 11 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dean Khan / jamalginsberg
Chris Armstrong As Janitor Played by alucard9806	Surgery B At ((80, 92, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:31:56 @ 00:37:28 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 67 200 50 32 64 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Vadim Mesilane / rikdick
Cole Gregory As Assistant Played by potatobae661	Corporate Showroom At ((106, 118, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:33:13 @ 00:38:45 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 30 2 172 6 18 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chopili Scrotud / kaiserpanda
Dane Mull As Chaplain Played by dataraven247	Chemistry At ((97, 86, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:36:31 @ 00:42:03 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 75 200 68 7 74 0 0
Malcolm Easter As Scientist Played by babahuhu	Space At ((237, 126, 3)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:41:07 @ 00:46:39 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 99 2 92 24 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Malcolm Easter / babahuhu
Salvador Mckendrick As Assistant Played by scuttyfish	Hydroponics At ((143, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:43:05 @ 00:48:37 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 220 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chet Awesomlazer / successfulvacuum
Adam Hudson As Assistant Played by hudman	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:44:24 @ 00:49:56 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 23 3 133 15 52 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Lilah Hincken As Lavaland Syndicate Played by alfathepirate	Syndicate Lavaland Medbay At ((198, 120, 5)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:44:32 @ 00:50:04 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 37 200 113 74 0 0 0
Plastitanium Foreshock As Free Golem Played by drunkenpeasant	Lavaland Wastes At ((72, 143, 5)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:45:26 @ 00:50:58 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 199 200 0 42 0 0 0
Mr Beret As Mime Played by bigbrainkale	Brig At ((101, 163, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:46:26 @ 00:51:58 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 30 2 105 80 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jerrie Sommer / bilbojaggins
Linton Sandford As Captain Played by randomdude437	Bridge At ((106, 134, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:46:47 @ 00:52:19 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Fenton Shaw / shasquatchface2
Vadim Mesilane As Chemist Played by rikdick	Brig At ((103, 162, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:47:46 @ 00:53:18 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 81 2 72 9 62 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Peyton Willey / colemanstove
Fenton Shaw As Chief Medical Officer Played by shasquatchface2	Bar At ((131, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:48:14 @ 00:53:46 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 32 166 2 0 0
Jerrie Sommer As Scientist Played by bilbojaggins	Medbay Central At ((98, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:48:21 @ 00:53:53 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 62 200 20 70 55 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jerrie Sommer / bilbojaggins
Brayden Johnson As Scientist Played by papadrag0n	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:48:24 @ 00:53:56 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 1 110 70 39 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Flip Hastings As Chemist Played by joelthelostone	Delivery Office At ((73, 139, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:50:18 @ 00:55:50 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 148 6 2 85 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kanye West / thatreallygoodsodaflavor
Chris Armstrong As Janitor Played by alucard9806	Space At ((210, 141, 3)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:50:40 @ 00:56:12 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 118 2 65 41 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Not-Very-Stable / thoy
Ian Henigan As Cargo Technician Played by knrboys	Engineering Foyer At ((169, 135, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:50:41 @ 00:56:13 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 226 200 3 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jonas Brindle / russelscrubs
Iron Island As Free Golem Played by pigsinspace	Central Primary Hallway At ((104, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:54:14 @ 00:59:46 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 148 200 108 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Iron Island / pigsinspace
Kenneth Bhear As Station Engineer Played by doffetunchinni	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((145, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:54:30 @ 01:00:02 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 69 42 100 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lenny Marshall / newblackhole
Adamantine Selenite As Free Golem Played by drunkenpeasant	Lavaland Wastes At ((119, 49, 5)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:56:23 @ 01:01:55 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 125 200 14 83 0 0 0
Terrell Ackerley As Medical Doctor Played by georgedoubya	Waste Disposal At ((66, 177, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:57:19 @ 01:02:51 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 15 200 2 88 95 0 0
Mon Mothma As Assistant Played by fleshgordo	Central Primary Hallway At ((107, 116, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:59:16 @ 01:04:48 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 13 200 206 8 4 0 0
Kanye West As Cook Played by thatreallygoodsodaflavor	Medbay Central At ((97, 107, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:59:22 @ 01:04:54 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 101 14 61 55 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mr Beret / bigbrainkale
Lenny Marshall As Medical Doctor Played by newblackhole	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 118, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:59:54 @ 01:05:26 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 141 50 32 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Salvador Mckendrick As Assistant Played by scuttyfish	Central Primary Hallway At ((126, 133, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 01:59:59 @ 01:05:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 70 200 0 131 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Drake Robustson / darkhal
Addyson Bullard As Cargo Technician Played by someeonee	Cargo Bay At ((71, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:00:25 @ 01:05:57 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 74 200 1 135 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mitos Rotsuda / mitios
Chopili Scrotud As Assistant Played by kaiserpanda	Space At ((103, 60, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:02:01 @ 01:07:33 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 78 200 75 9 63 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Not-Very-Stable / thoy
Adamantine Dragonforce As Free Golem Played by drunkenpeasant	King Goat Arena At ((14, 36, 12)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:02:58 @ 01:08:30 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 117 200 54 68 0 0 0
Serr Naketh As Medical Doctor Played by hikewne	Corporate Showroom At ((106, 118, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:03:50 @ 01:09:22 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 232 3 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Richard Ravager III As Assistant Played by nickoconnor	Corporate Showroom At ((106, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:05:36 @ 01:11:08 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 231 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Lando Ellis As Ancient Crew Played by tomacatx1	Charlie Station Engineering At ((104, 69, 7)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:05:47 @ 01:11:19 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 16 200 10 174 0 0 0
Alden Mens As Geneticist Played by hadoom	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:06:30 @ 01:12:02 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 75 200 94 51 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Scientist / lourendril
Rose Fiddler As Janitor Played by redmimic	Custodial Closet At ((147, 106, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:07:38 @ 01:13:10 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 43 157 0 0
Sharon Needles As Security Officer Played by thouncy	Emergency Shuttle At ((106, 57, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:08:05 @ 01:13:37 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 21 200 91 13 99 0 0
Joey Fea As Station Engineer Played by nky278	Engineering Foyer At ((163, 138, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:08:15 @ 01:13:47 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 28 200 41 129 2 0 0
Not-Very-Stable As Medical Doctor Played by thoy	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:09:06 @ 01:14:38 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 231 4 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Artyom Belinsky As Chief Engineer Played by herewegoagain442	Emergency Shuttle At ((101, 50, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:09:49 @ 01:15:21 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 99 200 0 107 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Artyom Belinsky / herewegoagain442
Cane McDonk As Atmospheric Technician Played by crosoak	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:10:59 @ 01:16:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 1 235 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Dean Khan As Botanist Played by jamalginsberg	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((37, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:13:51 @ 01:19:23 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 70 200 133 2 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Smash Lampjaw / nky278
Bobby Grand As Quartermaster Played by theduffyboi1916	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((52, 144, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:14:17 @ 01:19:49 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 70 200 143 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Buff Drinklots / newblackhole
Sergeant Smash Lampjaw As Space Military Played by nky278	Port Primary Hallway At ((65, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:15:12 @ 01:20:44 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 20 200 160 50 0 0 0
Mothership Psi Agent As Abductor Agent Played by zagura	Medbay Central At ((100, 112, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:15:47 @ 01:21:19 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 183 21 22 0 0 0 138 Possibly Murdered By Jonas Brindle / russelscrubs
Adamantine Conglomerate As Free Golem Played by zalts	Cryogenics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:15:59 @ 01:21:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 70 200 9 121 0 0 0
Angel Coronastein As Paramedic Played by assmuncher420	Port Primary Hallway At ((72, 133, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:16:15 @ 01:21:47 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 171 200 31 4 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Buff Drinklots / newblackhole
Mr Beret As Mime Played by bigbrainkale	Medbay Central At ((93, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:16:56 @ 01:22:28 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 25 14 181 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Mitos Rotsuda As Station Engineer Played by mitios	Port Primary Hallway At ((69, 133, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:17:04 @ 01:22:36 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 18 200 167 31 0 0 0
Douglas Farragut As Assistant Played by memphisbluesagain	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((53, 139, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:17:14 @ 01:22:46 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 23 200 10 168 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Buff Drinklots / newblackhole
Taylor Rin As Geneticist Played by terrytehtryhard	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((53, 141, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:17:57 @ 01:23:29 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 79 121 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Douglas Farragut / memphisbluesagain
Sergeant Lance Killiam As Space Military Played by nickoconnor	Corporate Showroom At ((106, 118, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:18:31 @ 01:24:03 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 232 5 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Scientist / lourendril
Peyton Willey As Head of Security Played by colemanstove	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:18:34 @ 01:24:06 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Poisoning - 20 6 0 37 145 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Sarah Pain / fleshgordo
Max Atkinson As Assistant Played by spaghettigasmask	Chapel At ((94, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:18:59 @ 01:24:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 127 3 4 3 67 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Miner Android-78 / knrboys
Flip Hastings As Chemist Played by joelthelostone	Medbay Treatment Center At ((86, 99, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:18:59 @ 01:24:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 12 200 120 69 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Flip Hastings / joelthelostone
Wynter Mingle As Cook Played by marsara	Aft Maintenance At ((86, 74, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:20:07 @ 01:25:39 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 43 200 170 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Beef Manmuscle / hikewne
Bucket Thomson As Security Officer Played by believinglarge	Emergency Shuttle At ((103, 50, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:21:15 @ 01:26:47 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 37 200 80 53 47 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Isaiah Walter / captainpigskins
Die Roboter As Cyborg Played by babahuhu	Central Primary Hallway At ((105, 144, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:21:22 @ 01:26:54 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Maximilian Murderface / scuttyfish
Isaiah Walter As Shaft Miner Played by captainpigskins	Central Primary Hallway At ((94, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:21:45 @ 01:27:17 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 78 200 36 33 63 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Isaiah Walter / captainpigskins
Juan Bould As Assistant Played by r0b3r1c0	Central Primary Hallway At ((118, 115, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:21:59 @ 01:27:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 65 200 0 29 119 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Juan Bould / r0b3r1c0
Josie Sutton As Bartender Played by sayalex3	Emergency Shuttle At ((98, 50, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:22:12 @ 01:27:44 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Suffocation - 56 8 36 108 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Josie Sutton / sayalex3
Lukas Wolfe As Assistant Played by madcowst	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((44, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:22:13 @ 01:27:45 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Amari Lafortune As Assistant Played by terrylevithan	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:22:53 @ 01:28:25 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Suffocation - 50 1 36 114 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Crudder Algernon As Assistant Played by crudder	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((53, 142, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:23:26 @ 01:28:58 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 54 200 0 155 0 0 0
Sergeant Beef Manmuscle As Space Military Played by hikewne	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:23:44 @ 01:29:16 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 234 3 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Crush Zimmer As Security Officer Played by ares55	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((45, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:23:47 @ 01:29:19 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 21 200 80 106 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Maximilian Murderface / scuttyfish
Snow McJones As Security Officer Played by snowowl05	Medbay Central At ((100, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:23:53 @ 01:29:25 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 68 200 55 93 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Snow McJones / snowowl05
Eacles Hamifera As Assistant Played by thebigchums	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:23:53 @ 01:29:25 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 130 95 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Sergeant Punch Rockgroin As Space Military Played by thouncy	Departure Lounge At ((106, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:24:33 @ 01:30:05 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 221 200 0 0 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Paxton Andreev As Head of Personnel Played by madmanpablo	Emergency Shuttle At ((103, 53, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:24:42 @ 01:30:14 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 93 200 3 106 0 0 0
Sergeant Maximilian Murderface As Space Military Played by scuttyfish	Emergency Shuttle At ((103, 48, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:24:45 @ 01:30:17 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 84 200 111 35 0 0 0
Gene McBean As Scientist Played by lulufren	Emergency Shuttle At ((96, 57, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:24:55 @ 01:30:27 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 196 200 1 10 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jace Foster / mysticillusionz
Lou Cowper As Lawyer Played by thatchedrooves	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:25:18 @ 01:30:50 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 47 200 184 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Scientist / lourendril
Jonas J.J. Jones As Shaft Miner Played by nukeey	Emergency Shuttle At ((98, 48, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:25:57 @ 01:31:29 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Blunt-Force Trauma - 149 2 0 57 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Buff Drinklots / newblackhole
Roy Dimeling As Assistant Played by ghemnioc	Port Primary Hallway At ((55, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:26:21 @ 01:31:53 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Zoe As Medical Doctor Played by grimreaper0o7	Emergency Shuttle At ((163, 195, 12)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:27:43 @ 01:33:15 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 80 167 65 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By F.R.I.E.N.D / papadrag0n
Landyn Dean As Assistant Played by negashadow	Emergency Shuttle At ((171, 198, 12)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:27:46 @ 01:33:18 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 24 3 120 61 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Buff Drinklots / newblackhole
Carolyn Newton As Security Officer Played by bikibuu	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:27:57 @ 01:33:29 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Severe Burns - 0 200 229 4 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Psi Agent / zagura
Gwen Price As Roboticist Played by thehuntershell	Central Primary Hallway At ((89, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:27:59 @ 01:33:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 153 200 73 0 0 0 0
Sergeant Touch Rustrod As Space Military Played by georgedoubya	Space At ((112, 247, 9)) on MetaStation	2020-03-19 02:27:59 @ 01:33:31 During 132539 132539 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Event	Brain Damage - 110 200 83 34 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sergeant Sarah Pain / fleshgordo

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Andrew Drake (Thebleh) as The Undercover Cop /datum/antagonist/ert/families/undercover_cop

Taylor Rin (TerryTehTryhard) as The Undercover Cop /datum/antagonist/ert/families/undercover_cop

Vadim Mesilane (Rikdick) as The Undercover Cop /datum/antagonist/ert/families/undercover_cop

Dane Mull (Dataraven247) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Tom Cousin (Cousin tom) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Isaiah Walter (CaptainPigSkins) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Flip Hastings (Joel the lost one) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Honkologist (Ggefg) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Mr Beret (BigBrainKale) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Juan Bould (R0b3r1c0) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Adam Hudson (Hudman) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Bobby Grand (Theduffyboi1916) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Alex Ceesay (Zagura) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Addyson Bullard (Someeonee) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Chris Armstrong (Alucard9806) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Nicki Shazam (LEDDriver) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Kanye West (That REALLY Good Soda Flavor) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Adamantine Conglomerate (zalts) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Wynter Mingle (MarSara) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Angel Coronastein (Assmuncher420) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Alden Mens (Hadoom) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Iron Island (pigsinspace) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Malcolm Easter (BABAHUHU) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Mitos Rotsuda (Mitios) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Jonas J.J. Jones (Nukeey) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Zoe (Grim Reaper0O7) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Plastitanium Foreshock (drunkenpeasant) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Douglas Farragut (Memphisbluesagain) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Terrell Ackerley (George_Doubya) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Isaac Zuckermann (Lourendril) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Alex Ceesay (Zagura) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Gene McBean (Lulufren) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Adam Hudson (Hudman) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 10, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Eacles Hamifera (The Big Chums) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Brayden Johnson (PapaDrag0n) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Adamantine Selenite (drunkenpeasant) as The Los Santos Vagos /datum/antagonist/gang/vagos

Dean Khan (Jamal Ginsberg) as The Dutch van der Linde's Gang /datum/antagonist/gang/dutch

Lenny Marshall (NewBlackHole) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Expand the station.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Eacles Hamifera (The Big Chums) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Dane Mull has perished. Hold a seance to call him from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Serr Naketh (HiKewne) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Richard Ravager III (Nick_OConnor) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Alden Mens (Hadoom) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Not-Very-Stable (Thoy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Cane McDonk (Crosoak) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sergeant Beef Manmuscle (HiKewne) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Buff Drinklots (NewBlackHole) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Lance Killiam (Nick_OConnor) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Touch Rustrod (George_Doubya) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant THAT DAMN FAGGOT TRAITOR GEORGE MELONS (tomacatx1) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Theodore Pain (Dataraven247) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Smash Lampjaw (Nky278) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Sarah Pain (FleshGordo) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Punch Rockgroin (Thouncy) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Crush McStompbones (drunkenpeasant) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Stabby McGee (That REALLY Good Soda Flavor) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Sergeant Maximilian Murderface (ScuttyFish) as The Space Military /datum/antagonist/ert/families/beatcop/military

Landyn Dean (NegaShadow) as The Monarch Crew /datum/antagonist/gang/henchmen

Sergeant Lance Killiam (Nick_OConnor) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in sound effects.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Sergeant Beef Manmuscle (HiKewne) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Lou Cowper (ThatchedRooves) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Carolyn Newton (Bikibuu) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random