Statbus

Karl Hoffman (Kaiser_Karl) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Josiah Webb, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dr. Fixcrime, the Head of Security while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Clark Ulton (Gogo9001) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Charles Stuart, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Gene Ball (Nabski) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Absorb another Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_changeling
SUCCESS Prevent Dan Abmen, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dan Abmen, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Korol Konets (Jackrip) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Fixes-The-Machine, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Andre Stander, the Geneticist while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Chip Marshall (Analbifida) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Ali Greenawalt (I Can Hear Colors) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Vire-Sartri (Maurukas) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Philliott Pooner (BruhGator) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all in blood!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Jeff Pain (Jeff-Pain) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Elvis Evergreen (Cheefo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Barney Useless (Otis Laurey) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mitch Jones (MitchTheSkele) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sophie Christopher (Fendrel) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mura McNamara (Acer202) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Ramon Mischief (O_mischief) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Dean Ivanov (Bdudy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!
/datum/objective/abductee/random