Statbus

141074
141074 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Bagil

Proper Completion in 01:53:05

N.S.S. Coom Cave 3 aboard MetaStation

Station Integrity

Survival Rate

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Log Links	Round 141074 Public Logs at /tg/station Round 141074 at 🐝 Scrubby
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Deaths (67)

Who	Where	When	How
Joe Johnson As Cargo Technician Played by carlitoofthecartel	Port Bow Maintenance At ((78, 162, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:41:19 @ 00:03:45 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Mitch Jones As Assistant Played by mitchtheskele	Port Bow Maintenance At ((86, 168, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:43:42 @ 00:06:08 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 199 200 9 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Korol Konets / jackrip
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Medbay Central At ((88, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:45:57 @ 00:08:23 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 5 200 33 43 119 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Mike Murdock As Security Officer Played by bigfatbananacyclops	Medbay Treatment Center At ((84, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:46:39 @ 00:09:05 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 11 188 0 0
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:50:03 @ 00:12:29 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 9 3 26 24 145 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Dr. Fixcrime As Head of Security Played by jonmac8	Central Primary Hallway At ((123, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:50:31 @ 00:12:57 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 200 206 0 0 0 0
Karl Hoffman As Medical Doctor Played by kaiserkarl	Chapel Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:50:36 @ 00:13:02 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 162 34 25 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chip Marshall / analbifida
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Medbay Treatment Center At ((83, 102, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:50:37 @ 00:13:03 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 7 4 19 24 151 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Bill Thompson As Security Officer Played by clownlover70	Medbay Central At ((95, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:50:54 @ 00:13:20 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 14 200 180 11 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Karl Hoffman / kaiserkarl
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Cryogenics At ((88, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:51:24 @ 00:13:50 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 5 6 14 25 157 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Cryogenics At ((88, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:53:14 @ 00:15:40 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 4 14 10 25 161 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Cryogenics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:53:58 @ 00:16:24 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 3 15 8 22 168 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Kate Lasagnya As Detective Played by miriah	Cryogenics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:55:15 @ 00:17:41 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 2 19 18 17 163 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kate Lasagnya / miriah
Andre Stander As Geneticist Played by darkfudge	Genetics Lab At ((138, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:55:26 @ 00:17:52 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 219 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Joe Johnson / jackrip
Desmond Radcliff As Geneticist Played by aracnido	Genetics Lab At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 21:56:44 @ 00:19:10 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 124 200 0 76 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Joe Johnson / jackrip
Macey Thomas As Prisoner Played by davethwave	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:01:29 @ 00:23:55 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0
Andre Stander As Assistant Played by jackrip	Space At ((32, 166, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:03:05 @ 00:25:31 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 74 200 76 64 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mike Murdock / bigfatbananacyclops
Solomon Epstein As Warden Played by huesudo1645	Armory At ((106, 176, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:04:54 @ 00:27:20 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 200 0 0 0 0
Joe Johnson As Assistant Played by jackrip	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((50, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:05:35 @ 00:28:01 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 134 200 81 1 0 0 125 Possibly Murdered By Mike Murdock / bigfatbananacyclops
Joe Johnson As Assistant Played by jackrip	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((50, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:05:35 @ 00:28:01 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 134 200 81 1 0 0 146 Possibly Murdered By Mike Murdock / bigfatbananacyclops
Gene Ball As Medical Doctor Played by nabski	Thunderdome Arena At ((168, 50, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:06:23 @ 00:28:49 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Clement Powers As Unassigned Played by floranotten	Port Primary Hallway At ((57, 132, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:06:42 @ 00:29:08 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Acco As Assistant Played by tjatpbnj	Space At ((53, 26, 8)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:08:17 @ 00:30:43 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 135 200 0 91 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Acco / tjatpbnj
Chorgie Vanderbilt As Research Director Played by rockcabbage	Research and Development At ((113, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:14:50 @ 00:37:16 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kevin Calf / oklews
Rowan Aultman As Assistant Played by mitchtheskele	Medbay Treatment Center At ((85, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:16:25 @ 00:38:51 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 17 0 157 44 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lucas Edwards / mrbobcake
Ty Phillips As Virologist Played by icanhearcolors	Medical Cold Room At ((83, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:21:04 @ 00:43:30 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 121 200 0 96 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bill Thompson / clownlover70
Clark Ulton As Assistant Played by gogo9001	Chapel Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:25:08 @ 00:47:34 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 36 200 0 0 0 0 140 Possibly Murdered By Mike Murdock / bigfatbananacyclops
Silas Mason As Cook Played by flipflopity	Cargo Bay At ((71, 150, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:29:39 @ 00:52:05 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Raymond Dugmore As Quartermaster Played by gallywix4	Cargo Bay At ((71, 153, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:34:52 @ 00:57:18 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 15 200 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chet Masterson / chetmasterson
Salt As Mime Played by thonk	Chapel Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:37:54 @ 01:00:20 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Wapons Shellar / someguysu
Malcolm X As Security Officer Played by axisarm	Brig At ((123, 166, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:38:07 @ 01:00:33 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 143 200 0 59 0 0 140 Possibly Murdered By August Evans / technoturnovers
Clement Powers As Unassigned Played by @floranotten	Thunderdome Arena At ((172, 49, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:49:25 @ 01:11:51 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 28 200 0 177 0 0 0
Elvis Evergreen As Chemist Played by cheefo	Pharmacy At ((103, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:49:41 @ 01:12:07 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 152 200 54 21 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Lambda Agent / icanhearcolors
Timothy Lombardi As Assistant Played by maxiumattack	Supermatter Engine At ((170, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:53:55 @ 01:16:21 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 16 0 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By BALL / nabski
Fixes-The-Machine As Assistant Played by sherrye	Supermatter Engine At ((168, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:54:20 @ 01:16:46 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 9 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sophie Christopher / fendrel
The Engineer As Cyborg Played by davethwave	Robotics Lab At ((115, 82, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:55:09 @ 01:17:35 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 45 200 165 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Lambda Agent / icanhearcolors
Philliott Pooner As Prisoner Played by bruhgator	Bar At ((140, 129, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:55:49 @ 01:18:15 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 208 200 1 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Charles Stuart / trollchungus
Chet Masterson As Chief Engineer Played by chetmasterson	Engineering Foyer At ((161, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:56:02 @ 01:18:28 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 68 200 27 58 57 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Leila Keppel / getdomed
Kashindra Kalcronk As Security Officer Played by bobbahbrown	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((153, 135, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:56:02 @ 01:18:28 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 139 200 2 4 86 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chet Masterson / chetmasterson
Oil Slick As Cyborg Played by gumdisease	Mech Bay At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:56:50 @ 01:19:16 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
BALL As Cyborg Played by nabski	Genetics Lab At ((137, 102, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:56:52 @ 01:19:18 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 15 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Lambda Agent / icanhearcolors
Peacekeeper Android-154 As Cyborg Played by axisarm	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:56:53 @ 01:19:19 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Maudie Gronko As Psychologist Played by otislaurey	Psychology Office At ((85, 80, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 22:58:12 @ 01:20:38 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 0 86 0 76 124 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothership Lambda Agent / icanhearcolors
Josiah Webb As Cargo Technician Played by auspiciousperson	Brig At ((115, 166, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:07:47 @ 01:30:13 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 61 200 12 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chet Masterson / chetmasterson
Ricardo Linton As Assistant Played by syn236	Space At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:09:00 @ 01:31:26 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 56 200 44 33 80 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Rowan Aultman / mitchtheskele
Chet Masterson As Chief Engineer Played by chetmasterson	Supermatter Engine At ((169, 153, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:10:02 @ 01:32:28 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 39 15 6 10 79 0 33 Possibly Murdered By Leila Keppel / getdomed
Hugbug As Unassigned Played by arcanedefence	Super Secret Room At ((11, 7, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:12:47 @ 01:35:13 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nat Wheeler / capsandi
The Engineer As Cyborg Played by davethwave	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((147, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:17:43 @ 01:40:09 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 8 200 0 0 0 0 0
C.O.U.N.T. As Cyborg Played by capsandi	Aft Primary Hallway At ((107, 88, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:17:45 @ 01:40:11 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Fixes-The-Machine As Unassigned Played by sherrye	Capture the Flag At ((227, 154, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:17:49 @ 01:40:15 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 1 200 105 0 0 0 10
Kelly Harshman As Mime Played by thonk	Space At ((135, 105, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:18:02 @ 01:40:28 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 72 200 48 94 0 0 0
Gianna Rahl As Unassigned Played by jc345	Capture the Flag At ((237, 160, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:18:33 @ 01:40:59 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 1 200 105 0 0 0 10
Barney Useless As Unassigned Played by otislaurey	Capture the Flag At ((237, 159, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:18:50 @ 01:41:16 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 200 0 0 0 0
Barney Useless As Unassigned Played by otislaurey	Capture the Flag At ((222, 152, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:20:44 @ 01:43:10 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 145 0 0 0 10
Mothership Lambda Agent As Abductor Agent Played by icanhearcolors	Abductor Ship At ((6, 45, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:22:19 @ 01:44:45 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 190 200 17 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By The Engineer / davethwave
Fixes-The-Machine As Unassigned Played by sherrye	Capture the Flag At ((216, 155, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:22:37 @ 01:45:03 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 1 200 199 0 0 0 35
Gianna Rahl As Unassigned Played by jc345	Capture the Flag At ((232, 134, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:23:21 @ 01:45:47 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 1 200 155 0 0 0 20
Fixes-The-Machine As Unassigned Played by sherrye	Capture the Flag At ((234, 164, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:24:00 @ 01:46:26 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 200 0 0 0 0
Senur Granada As Assistant Played by weenmachine4003	Space At ((102, 60, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:24:44 @ 01:47:10 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 97 200 76 20 26 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Senur Granada / weenmachine4003
Mothership Lambda Scientist As Abductor Scientist Played by analbifida	Emergency Shuttle At ((95, 52, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:25:04 @ 01:47:30 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 12 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kraven Lockharte / trexter555
Fixes-The-Machine As Unassigned Played by sherrye	Capture the Flag At ((208, 139, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:25:05 @ 01:47:31 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 155 0 0 0 0
Barney Useless As Unassigned Played by otislaurey	Capture the Flag At ((232, 165, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:25:39 @ 01:48:05 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 164 200 0 0 0 0 0
Gianna Rahl As Unassigned Played by jc345	Capture the Flag At ((240, 168, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:25:58 @ 01:48:24 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 1 200 139 0 0 0 20
Emmanuel Goldstein As Unassigned Played by bobama	Capture the Flag At ((249, 150, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:27:15 @ 01:49:41 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Barney Useless As Unassigned Played by otislaurey	Capture the Flag At ((236, 149, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:27:15 @ 01:49:41 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Gianna Rahl As Unassigned Played by jc345	Capture the Flag At ((230, 153, 1)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:27:15 @ 01:49:41 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Mugen Lloris As Head of Personnel Played by dawnofman	Departure Lounge At ((100, 70, 2)) on MetaStation	2020-07-03 23:28:03 @ 01:50:29 During 141074 141074 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 64 200 54 99 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mugen Lloris / dawnofman

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Karl Hoffman (Kaiser_Karl) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Josiah Webb, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dr. Fixcrime, the Head of Security while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Clark Ulton (Gogo9001) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 7 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Charles Stuart, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Gene Ball (Nabski) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Absorb another Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_changeling
SUCCESS Prevent Dan Abmen, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Dan Abmen, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Korol Konets (Jackrip) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Fixes-The-Machine, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Andre Stander, the Geneticist while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Chip Marshall (Analbifida) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Ali Greenawalt (I Can Hear Colors) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
/datum/objective/experiment

Vire-Sartri (Maurukas) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Philliott Pooner (BruhGator) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all in blood!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Jeff Pain (Jeff-Pain) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Elvis Evergreen (Cheefo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Barney Useless (Otis Laurey) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mitch Jones (MitchTheSkele) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sophie Christopher (Fendrel) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mura McNamara (Acer202) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
/datum/objective/abductee/random