Statbus

144910
144910 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Basil

Proper Completion in 00:57:02

N.S.S. Based Station 69 aboard Ice Box Station

Station Integrity

Survival Rate

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Deaths (63)

Who	Where	When	How
One Hundred Clowns As Clown Played by identikit	Central Primary Hallway At ((104, 141, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:42:04 @ 00:03:50 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 222 10 0 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Santa Dingler / six10
One Hundred Clowns As Clown Played by identikit	Central Primary Hallway At ((113, 144, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:47:57 @ 00:09:43 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 16 227 11 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Peanut Arbuckle / magnumdink
Kaitlyn Fleming As Security Officer Played by thesilvernuke	Engineering At ((103, 73, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:50:13 @ 00:11:59 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 148 56 0 55 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Bubbles Biggum / donthaveaccess
Kennard Turner As Assistant Played by auspiciousperson	Central Primary Hallway At ((114, 144, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:53:59 @ 00:15:45 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 228 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Wayne Price / daddysds3
Josiah Whirlow As Geneticist Played by icanhearcolors	Starboard Maintenance At ((197, 110, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:54:43 @ 00:16:29 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 215 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bubbles Biggum / donthaveaccess
Nikolai Zakharov As Station Engineer Played by cheekibreeki306	Medbay Central At ((142, 112, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:57:08 @ 00:18:54 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Poisoning - 0 16 0 34 166 0 0
Daniel Frik As Shaft Miner Played by swaglad	Icemoon Underground At ((117, 98, 3)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:58:24 @ 00:20:10 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 231 200 0 0 13 0 9 Possibly Murdered By Lennox Travato / randomdude437
Ron Lemon As Scientist Played by marblesmarbles	Toxins Test Area At ((228, 104, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 01:58:46 @ 00:20:32 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Miao Miao As Scientist Played by klippklar	Research Director's Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:03:34 @ 00:25:20 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 97 200 0 6 0 0 17 Possibly Murdered By David Pycroft / gboster
Johnny Nuts As Assistant Played by herecomesthesun	Bar At ((143, 135, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:03:50 @ 00:25:36 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 188 200 0 20 0 0 40 Possibly Murdered By Archer Fineston / kesumod
Thom Tom As Assistant Played by thomtom	Central Primary Hallway At ((97, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:07:29 @ 00:29:15 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 105 200 115 11 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bob Joe / tacticalspacepilot
Archer Fineston As Bartender Played by kesumod	Bar At ((144, 142, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:08:59 @ 00:30:45 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Suffocation - 51 15 0 83 75 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Witticker Chilton / o0cyann0o
Archer Fineston As Bartender Played by kesumod	Bar At ((136, 135, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:11:42 @ 00:33:28 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Suffocation - 68 22 0 76 70 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Johnny Nuts / herecomesthesun
Bubbles Biggum As Assistant Played by donthaveaccess	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((95, 88, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:14:24 @ 00:36:10 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 50 200 91 67 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kaitlyn Fleming / thesilvernuke
One Hundred Clowns As Clown Played by identikit	Medbay Central At ((146, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:15:25 @ 00:37:11 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 171 7 0 31 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Johnny Nuts As Assistant Played by herecomesthesun	Medical At ((150, 120, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:16:08 @ 00:37:54 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 155 7 47 13 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Sunwatcher As Chemist Played by tmtmtl30	Starboard Bow Maintenance At ((165, 136, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:18:44 @ 00:40:30 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 20 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Respii Varenos / themythicghost
Saint Jimmy As Botanist Played by itsboshytime	Chapel At ((182, 140, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:19:23 @ 00:41:09 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 168 4 62 11 0 0 0
Bob Joe As Head of Security Played by tacticalspacepilot	Starboard Bow Maintenance At ((175, 147, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:20:20 @ 00:42:06 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 199 200 42 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Reed Rogers / toadtheloser
Strikes-The-Ash As Scientist Played by temporaloroboros	Chapel At ((185, 137, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:20:23 @ 00:42:09 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 148 10 0 73 0 0 0
Jayda Trovato As Security Officer Played by barrelofnapkins	Icemoon Wastes At ((248, 193, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:20:27 @ 00:42:13 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 93 93 22 0 0
Johnny Nuts As Assistant Played by herecomesthesun	Medbay Central At ((142, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:21:09 @ 00:42:55 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 141 30 62 8 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Max St. Louis As Assistant Played by investigate311	Chapel At ((183, 147, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:21:14 @ 00:43:00 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 193 200 15 55 0 0 8 Possibly Murdered By Adriana Lucy / wetmummy
Elysius Empyrea As Assistant Played by kastovin	Chapel At ((185, 140, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:21:27 @ 00:43:13 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 184 15 0 52 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Berkelium XXXVII / krakonus
Anthony Haynes As Botanist Played by killroi	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((163, 130, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:21:33 @ 00:43:19 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 214 200 4 12 2 0 0
Johnny Nuts As Assistant Played by herecomesthesun	Medbay Central At ((142, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:21:50 @ 00:43:36 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 162 33 45 6 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Vire-Sartri As Station Engineer Played by maurukas	Library At ((168, 144, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:22:02 @ 00:43:48 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 251 200 0 0 0 0 0
Kayden Howe As Assistant Played by robustandrun	Escape Shuttle Hallway At ((192, 131, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:22:57 @ 00:44:43 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 157 200 0 70 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Wapons Shellar / someguysu
Johnny Nuts As Assistant Played by herecomesthesun	Medbay Central At ((142, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:23:02 @ 00:44:48 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 180 33 33 4 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Darin Riggle As Assistant Played by fendrel	Escape Shuttle Hallway At ((191, 128, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:23:35 @ 00:45:21 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 243 8 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sunwatcher / tmtmtl30
Kennard Turner As Assistant Played by auspiciousperson	Medical At ((150, 120, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:23:59 @ 00:45:45 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 8 12 224 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Wayne Price / daddysds3
Eats-The-Toad As Security Officer Played by bloodtoad	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((183, 129, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:24:20 @ 00:46:06 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 247 200 0 1 0 0 0
Beep Boop As Cyborg Played by itsboshytime	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((184, 130, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:24:44 @ 00:46:30 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Callie Carr As Assistant Played by bluedazzled	Icemoon Wastes At ((45, 142, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:24:49 @ 00:46:35 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 48 106 54 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Travis Webb / sheltton
Tachikoma Gonzalez As Atmospheric Technician Played by taik0	Library At ((172, 139, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:25:49 @ 00:47:35 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 255 1 0 9 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Constance Hatchaway / jeanlafitte
Grant Colt As Assistant Played by megarop	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((165, 134, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:26:56 @ 00:48:42 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 242 11 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Hugh Mungus / griffithlol
Nikolai Zakharov As Station Engineer Played by cheekibreeki306	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((184, 129, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:28:53 @ 00:50:39 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 128 31 25 36 44 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Starman / corypheuss
David Pycroft As Research Director Played by gboster	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((169, 129, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:03 @ 00:50:49 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 154 12 13 62 0 0 83 Possibly Murdered By Wayne Price / daddysds3
Respii Varenos As Assistant Played by themythicghost	Mech Bay At ((169, 126, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:16 @ 00:51:02 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 125 3 0 91 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jessica Firebush / huesudo1645
Michael Diego As Station Engineer Played by jagster08	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((168, 129, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:19 @ 00:51:05 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 153 2 75 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Wayne Price / daddysds3
Jessica Firebush As Station Engineer Played by huesudo1645	Library At ((173, 134, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:25 @ 00:51:11 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 234 200 11 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Respii Varenos / themythicghost
Travis Webb As Captain Played by sheltton	Library At ((169, 134, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:45 @ 00:51:31 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 196 200 36 15 0 0 0
Joe Verwood As Detective Played by salamiforever	Medical At ((147, 121, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:29:56 @ 00:51:42 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 122 200 97 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Harrier Legrand / sugarbone
Starman As Medical Doctor Played by corypheuss	Chapel At ((185, 140, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:30:24 @ 00:52:10 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 167 200 62 2 2 0 0
Smoke Watson As Medical Doctor Played by winterreise	Medbay Central At ((148, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:00 @ 00:52:46 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 5 200 226 2 7 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Reed Rogers / toadtheloser
Praseodymium XVI As Atmospheric Technician Played by zero123456890	Medbay Central At ((148, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:06 @ 00:52:52 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 25 200 209 5 0 0 0
Wesley Draudy As Assistant Played by madmantheold	Medbay Aft At ((151, 117, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:14 @ 00:53:00 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 13 200 212 7 6 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Yuki Terumi / valincx
Beep Boop As Cyborg Played by itsboshytime	Emergency Shuttle At ((201, 141, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:28 @ 00:53:14 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Phil Moses As Geneticist Played by fatorangutan	Chapel At ((183, 140, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:32 @ 00:53:18 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 168 200 4 59 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bob Joe / tacticalspacepilot
Reed Rogers As Medical Doctor Played by toadtheloser	Emergency Shuttle At ((204, 133, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:32 @ 00:53:18 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 82 6 165 8 4 0 0
Adriana Lucy As Scientist Played by wetmummy	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((173, 130, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:31:42 @ 00:53:28 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 59 200 147 14 8 0 0
Constance Hatchaway As Chief Medical Officer Played by jeanlafitte	Medical At ((150, 119, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:14 @ 00:54:00 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 15 231 1 7 0 0
Crystal Moo As Curator Played by cowromance	Medical At ((151, 121, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:20 @ 00:54:06 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 6 200 204 11 6 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Crystal Moo / cowromance
Archer Fineston As Bartender Played by kesumod	Starboard Bow Maintenance At ((159, 146, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:24 @ 00:54:10 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 122 52 84 6 52 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Daniel Donovan / dozlocke
Berkelium XXXVII As Roboticist Played by krakonus	Chapel At ((186, 133, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:31 @ 00:54:17 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 31 200 179 25 0 0 0
Randy R. Cola As Janitor Played by townz	Starboard Bow Maintenance At ((159, 150, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:38 @ 00:54:24 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 188 200 2 41 5 0 0
Paxium LXIX As Assistant Played by icepacks	Mining Dock At ((78, 104, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:32:55 @ 00:54:41 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 46 200 128 56 0 0 0
Mauthus As Paramedic Played by soberelf	Chapel At ((185, 144, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:33:39 @ 00:55:25 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 240 200 4 1 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Berkelium XXXVII / krakonus
Chirico Cuuvie As Station Engineer Played by kaiserpanda	Delivery Office At ((91, 126, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:33:45 @ 00:55:31 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 4 12 156 62 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Yuki Terumi / valincx
Witticker Chilton As Cook Played by o0cyann0o	Kitchen At ((153, 134, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:33:48 @ 00:55:34 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 119 3 60 53 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Cressman / sterlok
Lennox Travato As Shaft Miner Played by randomdude437	Emergency Shuttle At ((56, 85, 6)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:33:50 @ 00:55:36 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 215 2 0 8 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Corey Patel / on1on
Vladimir Smirnov As Assistant Played by bigrubberduck	Kitchen At ((151, 138, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:34:21 @ 00:56:07 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 242 42 0 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Witticker Chilton / o0cyann0o
Tom Tomson As Janitor Played by grethemage	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((134, 129, 4)) on Ice Box Station	2020-08-24 02:34:53 @ 00:56:39 During 144910 144910 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 21 200 190 19 6 0 0

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Phil Moses (Fat Orangutan) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Assassinate Sunwatcher, the Chemist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Wayne Price (Daddysds3) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Assassinate Sunwatcher, the Chemist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Berkelium XXXVII (Krakonus) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Assassinate Thom Tom, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Prevent Bugger, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Corey Patel (ON1ON) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

SUCCESS Assassinate Thom Tom, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Prevent Bugger, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Yuki Terumi (Valincx) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Randy R. Cola, the Janitor, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Bubbles Biggum (DontHaveAccess) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Randy R. Cola, the Janitor, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Chirico Cuuvie (Kaiserpanda) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Hug Bob Joe 4 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
FAIL Take a photo of Bob Joe while they're alive.
/datum/objective/polaroid
FAIL Spend 3 minutes around Bob Joe while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
SUCCESS Murder Bob Joe, the Head of Security.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed