Statbus

Dorothy Reid (Bopha14) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 7 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
SUCCESS Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Jackson Ryes, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Roy Newman, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card.
/datum/objective/escape/escape_with_identity

Arturo Nookie (Trash Fumes) as The Nuclear Operative Leader /datum/antagonist/nukeop/leader

Sebastian Nookie (Bloodybeard) as The Nuclear Operative /datum/antagonist/nukeop

Tracey Nookie (Obrimos) as The Nuclear Operative /datum/antagonist/nukeop

R.A.M Major (Prototypemeat) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Jerrie Rhinehart, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Eliot Kaur, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Prevent your own deactivation.
/datum/objective/survive/malf

Callie Carr (Bluedazzled) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam

Avasta Hex (Randal the Vandal) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Avasta Hex (Randal the Vandal) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all green!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Marz-Meerana (hydrangean) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Seeba-Raniur (sylvanscreen) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Holden Costello (SylvanScreen) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Miriam Rogers (Plague Doctor P) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Miriam Rogers (Plague Doctor P) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bejeen-Seen (syndro101) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Jerrie Rhinehart (NepetaIsCute) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Jerrie Rhinehart (NepetaIsCute) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Dooka-Eutei (clumo) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Darcey Poley (XyzzyThePretender) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Eepa-Shatalg (hydrangean) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Darcey Poley (XyzzyThePretender) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Hal-Mach (syndro101) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object