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Deaths (65)

Who	Where	When	How
Seth Deces As Scientist Played by hoolny	Bar At ((138, 129, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:05:54 @ 00:02:36 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 260 200 0 0 0 0 0
Kristopher Harrold As Assistant Played by ilovemlggame123	Bar At ((130, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:07:01 @ 00:03:43 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Moni Imp As Assistant Played by redrover1760	Brig At ((110, 169, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:07:19 @ 00:04:01 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Manuel Kifer As Botanist Played by thefallout	Space At ((106, 198, 7)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:07:39 @ 00:04:21 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 98 200 52 67 0 0 0
John Grinch As Station Engineer Played by investigate311	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:08:14 @ 00:04:56 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Bonkers As Clown Played by bonyboi2008	Brig At ((110, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:08:15 @ 00:04:57 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 7 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bonkers / bonyboi2008
Leo Spock As Cargo Technician Played by b00t	Bar At ((131, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:08:16 @ 00:04:58 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Shane Rockwell As Assistant Played by crushtoe	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:08:31 @ 00:05:13 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 0 0 0 0
Dayton Baer As Assistant Played by r0b3r1c0	Brig At ((113, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:08:32 @ 00:05:14 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 19 200 6 9 0 0 0
Paul Grumblestumpskin As Station Engineer Played by toastgoats	Bar At ((132, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:09:12 @ 00:05:54 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Beckah Parkinson As Curator Played by keptyouwaitinghuh	Brig At ((110, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:09:34 @ 00:06:16 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 3 0 0 0
Roman Pavlyunchekov As Janitor Played by litlbear	Brig At ((110, 166, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:10:57 @ 00:07:39 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 3 0 0 0
Dusty Bugga As Station Engineer Played by boneseer	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:11:04 @ 00:07:46 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 3 0 0 0
Alec Petrov As Cargo Technician Played by thewolfbringer	Theater At ((146, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:11:25 @ 00:08:07 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Brings-The-Drugs As Lawyer Played by icymanipulation	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:11:26 @ 00:08:08 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 0 0 0 0
Dawson Keyes As Atmospheric Technician Played by dawsonkeyes	Brig At ((111, 166, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:11:26 @ 00:08:08 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 16
Evergreen As Cyborg Played by scriptis	Brig At ((110, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:12:19 @ 00:09:01 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Khara J. Cravens / localbox
Kaylee Dickinson As Unassigned Crewmember Played by chusi	Bar At ((135, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:13:46 @ 00:10:28 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Chad Bradly As Shaft Miner Played by olguyham	Lavaland Wastes At ((89, 105, 5)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:16:07 @ 00:12:49 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 134 200 0 80 0 0 0
Sedrick M'Bungo As Shaft Miner Played by heyhey69	Lavaland Wastes At ((88, 107, 5)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:16:13 @ 00:12:55 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 218 200 0 5 2 0 0
Bruce Jardine As Unassigned Crewmember Played by redrover1760	Bar At ((133, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:18:22 @ 00:15:04 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 157 200 0 82 0 0 0
Khara J. Cravens As Chemist Played by localbox	Bar At ((131, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:18:45 @ 00:15:27 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 146 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Leo Spock / b00t
Yung Dump As Shaft Miner Played by teenistime	Lavaland Wastes At ((55, 50, 5)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:19:02 @ 00:15:44 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 227 200 0 5 0 0 0
Saladin Ibn Ayyub As Warden Played by cursedboi	Firing Range At ((116, 180, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:20:41 @ 00:17:23 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 135 200 83 7 0 0 0
John Grinch As ERT Generic Played by investigate311	Library At ((84, 129, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:22:05 @ 00:18:47 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Manuel Kifer As ERT Generic Played by thefallout	Library At ((78, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:22:23 @ 00:19:05 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Katrina Sears As Security Officer Played by bastardblaster	Brig At ((110, 169, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:22:51 @ 00:19:33 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 67 200 12 6 1 0 0
Kristopher Harrold As Assistant Played by ilovemlggame123	Cryogenics At ((82, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:23:15 @ 00:19:57 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 5 12 0 172 22 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothmock / antzomb
Sedrick M'Bungo As ERT Generic Played by heyhey69	Brig At ((112, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:23:59 @ 00:20:41 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 200 0 0 0 0 0
Dawson Keyes As ERT Generic Played by dawsonkeyes	Library At ((81, 124, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:01 @ 00:20:43 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 100 200 0 0 0 0 0
Pep Lenora As Security Officer Played by mooshimi	Brig At ((113, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:15 @ 00:20:57 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 20 200 0 18 0 0 0
Brick Mortar As ERT Generic Played by scriptis	Library At ((75, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:17 @ 00:20:59 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 175 200 0 58 1 0 0
Carter Lowe As Roboticist Played by utter	Medbay Central At ((96, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:19 @ 00:21:01 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 94 200 0 117 0 0 0
Brings-The-Drugs As ERT Generic Played by icymanipulation	Library At ((80, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:34 @ 00:21:16 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 100 200 0 125 0 0 0
Khara J. Cravens As ERT Generic Played by localbox	Library At ((78, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:45 @ 00:21:27 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Axle Brady As Head of Security Played by sinfulbliss	Security Office At ((113, 170, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:24:46 @ 00:21:28 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 31 200 8 0 0 0 0
Carter Lowe As Roboticist Played by utter	Medbay Treatment Center At ((83, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:25:05 @ 00:21:47 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 74 3 0 142 0 0 0
Scott Jardine As Unassigned Crewmember Played by dawsonkeyes	Library At ((78, 118, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:25:27 @ 00:22:09 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Phillip Thomas As Assistant Played by realthoman	Library At ((77, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:25:36 @ 00:22:18 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Phillip Thomas / realthoman
Kristopher Harrold As Assistant Played by ilovemlggame123	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:26:12 @ 00:22:54 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 0 13 0 183 17 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothmock / antzomb
Lynwood Leichter As Unassigned Crewmember Played by chusi	Library At ((78, 123, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:26:30 @ 00:23:12 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 43 200 0 0 0 0 0
Timothy Lombardi As Assistant Played by maxiumattack	Library At ((79, 125, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:26:32 @ 00:23:14 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 5 0 0 0 0
Dusty Bugga As ERT Generic Played by boneseer	Library At ((81, 122, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:26:50 @ 00:23:32 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 88 200 18 0 1 0 0
Roman Pavlyunchekov As ERT Generic Played by litlbear	Library At ((79, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:27:57 @ 00:24:39 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 12 200 6 0 0 0 0
Harvey LeBird As Geneticist Played by pwntq	Library At ((79, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:28:01 @ 00:24:43 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Alec Petrov As Cargo Technician Played by thewolfbringer	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:29:26 @ 00:26:08 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 3 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nysa XI / bigspaghetti
Julia Hardyburg As Assistant Played by john1456578	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 120, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:29:45 @ 00:26:27 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 94 200 20 59 0 0 0
John Grinch As ERT Generic Played by investigate311	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:29:52 @ 00:26:34 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 0 32 0 200 0 0 0
Chad Bradly As ERT Generic Played by olguyham	Bridge At ((105, 138, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:30:17 @ 00:26:59 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 50 200 156 22 1 0 0
Bruce Jardine As Unassigned Crewmember Played by redrover1760	Bar At ((136, 128, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:32:21 @ 00:29:03 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 4 28 0 0 0 0 0
Lenny Power As Assistant Played by magicbrannch	Command Hallway At ((120, 126, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:32:24 @ 00:29:06 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 72 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lenny Power / magicbrannch
Foster Grime As Assistant Played by heymynameslouie	Fore Primary Hallway At ((109, 159, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:32:31 @ 00:29:13 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 200 0 1 0 0 158 Possibly Murdered By Quilt Of The Lucky / privatetristan
Uriel Campbell As Unassigned Crewmember Played by ilovemlggame123	Command Hallway At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:32:39 @ 00:29:21 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 347 200 53 3 0 0 0
Amos Perkins As Paramedic Played by griibble	Medbay Central At ((91, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:33:38 @ 00:30:20 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 100 200 6 100 1 0 0
Vlad Octabrenkov As Chief Medical Officer Played by sovietcommunist	Bar At ((135, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:33:42 @ 00:30:24 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 211 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Quilt Of The Lucky / privatetristan
Pete Feets As Janitor Played by thatreallygoodsodaflavor	Hydroponics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:33:49 @ 00:30:31 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 158 200 0 78 0 0 0
Colby Johnson As Scientist Played by otherdalfite	Aft Primary Hallway At ((108, 102, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:34:14 @ 00:30:56 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 222 200 66 0 0 0 0
Seth Deces As Scientist Played by hoolny	Aft Primary Hallway At ((107, 100, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:34:14 @ 00:30:56 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 179 123 68 0 2 0 136 Possibly Murdered By Sunshine Day / kendrickorium
Chiron Reynolds As Chemist Played by yobihodazine	Aft Primary Hallway At ((106, 93, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:34:39 @ 00:31:21 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 142 200 12 65 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sunshine Day / kendrickorium
Carter Lowe As Roboticist Played by utter	Medbay Treatment Center At ((85, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:34:55 @ 00:31:37 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Suffocation - 27 5 0 178 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gram Li / grammi
Quilt Of The Lucky As Wizard Played by privatetristan	Medbay Central At ((79, 89, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:35:09 @ 00:31:51 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 172 200 8 15 1 22 0 Possibly Murdered By Mothmock / antzomb
Connor Homan As ERT Generic Played by bonyboi2008	Emergency Shuttle At ((115, 54, 2)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:35:50 @ 00:32:32 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Aargl Marboles As Cook Played by fatorangutan	Space At ((227, 247, 7)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:37:12 @ 00:33:54 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 94 200 55 69 1 0 0
Strikes-The-Ash As Geneticist Played by temporaloroboros	Space At ((177, 13, 6)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:37:13 @ 00:33:55 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 129 200 60 43 1 0 0
Alexandria Keener As Unassigned Crewmember Played by keptyouwaitinghuh	Space At ((71, 247, 10)) on MetaStation	2021-12-28 04:37:13 @ 00:33:55 During 175576 175576 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Sybil	Brain Damage - 115 200 55 44 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Alexandria Keener / keptyouwaitinghuh

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Alec Petrov (TheWolfbringer) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Dusty Bugga, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Prevent Colby Johnson, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Die a glorious death.
/datum/objective/martyr

Vlad Octabrenkov (SovietCommunist) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Dave Royd, the Chaplain, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Assassinate Kristopher Harrold, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Kaylee Dickinson (Chusi) as The Magic Servant /datum/antagonist/magic_servant

FAIL Serve Alec Petrov.
/datum/objective

Alexandria Keener (Keptyouwaitinghuh) as The Magic Servant /datum/antagonist/magic_servant

FAIL Serve Kaylee Dickinson.
/datum/objective

Bruce Jardine (Redrover1760) as The Magic Servant /datum/antagonist/magic_servant

FAIL Serve Khara J. Cravens.
/datum/objective

Aargl Marboles (Fat Orangutan) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Enrique Turner, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Janelle Bousum, the Cargo Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dusty Bugga (BoneSeer) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Manuel Kifer (Thefallout) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Aiden Sharlington (Trox McYeet) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Brick Mortar (Scriptis) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Yung Dump (TeenisTime) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Khara J. Cravens (Localbox) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

John Grinch (Investigate311) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Roman Pavlyunchekov (Litlbear) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Sedrick M'Bungo (Heyhey69) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Zombe Anna (Agux909) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Dawson Keyes (DawsonKeyes) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Chad Bradly (Olguyham) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Connor Homan (BonyBoi2008) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Brings-The-Drugs (IcyManipulation) as The CentCom Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Colton Fryer (Roman Ramzesovich) as The CentCom Head Intern /datum/antagonist/ert/intern/leader/unarmed

SUCCESS Go observe all of the anomalies on the station like the tear in reality and the die of fate in close detail for your term papers. Fuck around. Probably die.
/datum/objective

Lynwood Leichter (Chusi) as The Magic Servant /datum/antagonist/magic_servant

FAIL Serve Brick Mortar.
/datum/objective

Scott Jardine (DawsonKeyes) as The Magic Servant /datum/antagonist/magic_servant

FAIL Serve Khara J. Cravens.
/datum/objective

Quilt Of The Lucky (Private Tristan) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Assassinate Makes-The-Abomination, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape