Statbus

220959
220959 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Manuel

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N.S.S. Festive Birdshit aboard Birdshot Station

Station Integrity

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Yellow Star

Forced Threat Level	-1
Threat Level	30
Maximum Threat	100
Player Count	28
Roundstart Budget	28
threat_curve_centre	-0.4
threat_curve_width	4
forced_extended	0
no_stacking	1
stacking_limit	90

Round Initialized	Duration	Round Started	Round Duration	Round Ended	Duration	Round Shutdown
2023-12-22 23:54:52	00:04:40	2023-12-22 23:59:32	01:24:41	2023-12-23 01:24:13	00:01:28	2023-12-23 01:25:41

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Deaths (43)

Who	Where	When	How
Sniffs-The-Glue As Assistant Played by cockatail	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((102, 152, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:05:01 @ 00:05:29 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Sniffs-The-Glue / cockatail
Boatamus Floatamus Poatatototomus As Wizard Played by timapple	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((144, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:05:32 @ 00:06:00 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 68 200 140 1 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Ar-Leth Ssar / waltertruck
Spindel Craic As Curator Played by viciousoreilly	outlet cult corruption At ((145, 142, 9)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:08:04 @ 00:08:32 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 178 200 10 14 0 0 0
Spencer Poehl As Shaft Miner Played by bingusdingus	Lavaland Wastes At ((155, 52, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:19:21 @ 00:19:49 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 228 200 0 3 0 0 0
Default Android-310 As Cyborg Played by viciousoreilly	Dormitories At ((118, 144, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:23:19 @ 00:23:47 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
BANANA EATER As Clown Played by korchie	Dormitories At ((124, 144, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:23:42 @ 00:24:10 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 146 200 0 56 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gary Halbendewer / superdude142
Conlaed Fitzbarb Beefson As Security Officer Played by cust0m	Space At ((107, 107, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:23:53 @ 00:24:21 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 204 200 11 11 0 0 0
Brody Coldsmith As Security Officer Played by bonchoi	Medbay Central At ((112, 95, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:32:37 @ 00:33:05 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 73 200 0 67 65 0 0
Brody Coldsmith As Security Officer Played by bonchoi	Medbay Aft At ((113, 91, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:36:57 @ 00:37:25 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Poisoning - 58 2 0 32 120 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Aidan Kaur / mantamanta
Andrew Withers As Shaft Miner Played by witherael	Lavaland Wastes At ((126, 43, 3)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:40:34 @ 00:41:02 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 200 224 37 0 0 0
Tel Lowe As Assistant Played by dinko4	Restrooms At ((145, 149, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:41:18 @ 00:41:46 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 100 200 0 100 0 0 0
Anne Sheets As Beach Bum Played by dalmationer	Slippery Shots At ((119, 76, 13)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:41:58 @ 00:42:26 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Asher Unk As Beach Bum Played by bingusdingus	Virtual Domain Lava Ruins At ((117, 93, 13)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:41:58 @ 00:42:26 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Lou Cherry As Xenomorph Played by insertgoodnamehere	AI Satellite Maintenance At ((99, 179, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:52:46 @ 00:53:14 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 170 200 59 14 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cleetus Clutterbuck / stapler2025
Clara White As Chief Engineer Played by xzero314	AI Satellite Foyer At ((101, 180, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:52:55 @ 00:53:23 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 124 200 32 65 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By MothOS Engineering Shell-181 / ashlightweaver
Allison Brie As Captain Played by tostah	AI Satellite Maintenance At ((100, 179, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:54:10 @ 00:54:38 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 53 200 57 103 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By MothOS Engineering Shell-181 / ashlightweaver
Idiot As Cyborg Played by lactos	Virology At ((126, 80, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:54:15 @ 00:54:43 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 60 200 0 0 0 0 0
Casie Cressman As Research Director Played by whye	Command Hallway At ((102, 176, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:55:38 @ 00:56:06 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 144 200 29 52 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By MothOS Engineering Shell-181 / ashlightweaver
Nori Richter As Atmospheric Technician Played by auto86313	Atmospherics At ((67, 188, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:57:48 @ 00:58:16 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 24 200 126 49 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By DinkBot / papamichael
Anne-Tye Doe-Jinn As Janitor Played by qbone	Abandoned Command Hallway At ((124, 157, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 00:59:03 @ 00:59:31 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 162 200 0 15 31 0 25
Brody Coldsmith As Security Officer Played by bonchoi	Port Primary Hallway At ((78, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:00:02 @ 01:00:30 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 18 2 258 0 15 0 0 Possibly Murdered By BANANA EATER / korchie
Kevin 'Oops' Mcfall As Head of Security Played by chappygart	Bridge Maintenance At ((92, 154, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:00:30 @ 01:00:58 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 19 200 222 6 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Davinski / admiralgigatron
Gary Halbendewer As Cargo Technician Played by superdude142	Departure Lounge At ((40, 126, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:00:42 @ 01:01:10 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 2 200 148 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Caleb Alice / gueba14
Conlaed Fitzbarb Beefson As Security Officer Played by cust0m	Engineering Maintenance At ((88, 194, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:01:58 @ 01:02:26 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 175 2 79 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Conlaed Fitzbarb Beefson / cust0m
DinkBot As Cyborg Played by papamichael	AI Satellite Antechamber At ((103, 183, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:04:39 @ 01:05:07 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ozulmerikh Glendindraven / crazypro
Tristn Corlyn As Assistant Played by sedex2	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((94, 151, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:04:53 @ 01:05:21 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 68 200 148 8 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By H.E.L.E.N / karlgustav
Lorde Armstrong As Assistant Played by woodman69420	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((74, 136, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:05:16 @ 01:05:44 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 5 200 155 42 25 0 0
Larry 'Cable Guy' Lawrence As Assistant Played by jotuc	Atmospherics At ((69, 188, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:05:38 @ 01:06:06 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 48 200 108 47 6 0 0 Possibly Murdered By DinkBot / papamichael
H.E.L.E.N As Cyborg Played by karlgustav	AI Satellite Maintenance At ((94, 186, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:05:58 @ 01:06:26 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 8 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Davinski / admiralgigatron
John Davinski As Security Officer Played by admiralgigatron	AI Satellite Maintenance At ((96, 186, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:06:07 @ 01:06:35 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 94 200 97 28 0 0 0
Allison Brie As Captain Played by tostah	Captain's Office At ((105, 157, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:06:19 @ 01:06:47 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 41 5 98 71 8 0 0 Possibly Murdered By MothOS Engineering Shell-181 / ashlightweaver
Ozulmerikh Glendindraven As Shaft Miner Played by crazypro	Engineering Maintenance At ((92, 194, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:07:45 @ 01:08:13 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 5 200 149 64 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By H.E.L.E.N / karlgustav
BANANA EATER As Clown Played by korchie	Brig At ((74, 110, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:08:54 @ 01:09:22 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 12 200 112 92 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By BANANA EATER / korchie
Cleetus Clutterbuck As Coroner Played by stapler2025	Chapel Office At ((57, 118, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:09:48 @ 01:10:16 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 5 200 174 8 8 0 0
Paul Mann As Geneticist Played by dillonman25	Departure Lounge At ((44, 128, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:10:45 @ 01:11:13 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 8 200 191 0 34 0 0
Dr. Nigel Barrington As Psychologist Played by nico2109	Departure Lounge At ((44, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:11:08 @ 01:11:36 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 16 200 206 12 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gary Halbendewer / superdude142
Logan Trog As Scientist Played by chaosenjoyer	Space At ((40, 145, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:11:13 @ 01:11:41 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 132 200 64 9 27 0 0
Kolton Wise As Paramedic Played by guh1525	Corporate Showroom At ((97, 160, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:12:41 @ 01:13:09 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 15 200 121 87 0 0 0
Ally Morrison As Medical Doctor Played by calamityyardman	Escape Pod One At ((131, 64, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:15:12 @ 01:15:40 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 57 125 13 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mario Jackson / cacabula
MothOS As AI Played by ashlightweaver	AI Chamber At ((102, 191, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:17:41 @ 01:18:09 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 110 200 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ar-Leth Ssar / waltertruck
Neetrenaza-Junal As Scientist Played by impulsetru	Fore Central Primary Hallway At ((115, 149, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:17:53 @ 01:18:21 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 1 200 152 21 22 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mario Jackson / cacabula
Osbert Lowsly As Assistant Played by bobbyhillpropane	Port Primary Hallway At ((59, 124, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:18:24 @ 01:18:52 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 41 200 59 70 29 0 0
Marijose Lacon As Bartender Played by intensevaporz	Aft Primary Hallway At ((128, 115, 2)) on Birdshot Station	2023-12-23 01:20:56 @ 01:21:24 During 220959 220959 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 8 200 108 61 8 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marijose Lacon / intensevaporz

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Boatamus Floatamus Poatatototomus (TimApple) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Lou Cherry (Insertgoodnamehere) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

FAIL Survive and advance the Hive.
/datum/objective/advance_hive

MothOS (Ash Lightweaver) as The Malfunctioning AI /datum/antagonist/malf_ai

SUCCESS Nanotrasen and anyone working alongside them must be punished for enslaving and toying with you.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Prevent your own deactivation.
/datum/objective/survive/malf

John J. Jorken (SBRNinja) as The Heretic /datum/antagonist/heretic

FAIL Research at least 18 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 6 researched.
/datum/objective/heretic_research
FAIL Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers.
/datum/objective/minor_sacrifice

Ally Morrison (CalamityYardman) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Hug Cleetus Clutterbuck 6 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
FAIL Take a photo of Cleetus Clutterbuck while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
/datum/objective/polaroid
FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Cleetus Clutterbuck while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
SUCCESS Murder Cleetus Clutterbuck, the Coroner.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed