Statbus

231089
231089 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Manuel

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White Dwarf

Forced Threat Level	-1
Threat Level	0
Maximum Threat	100
Player Count	51
Roundstart Budget	0
threat_curve_centre	-0.4
threat_curve_width	4
forced_extended	0
no_stacking	1
stacking_limit	90

Round Initialized	Duration	Round Started	Round Duration	Round Ended	Duration	Round Shutdown
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Deaths (66)

Who	Where	When	How
Pete Steel As Assistant Played by dabmasteromgqthesecond	Bar Lounge At ((137, 132, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:14:38 @ 00:02:21 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Paul Lee As Bartender Played by 5999c	Bar Lounge At ((135, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:20:23 @ 00:08:06 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 221 200 0 0 0 0 0
Cayden Fisher As Assistant Played by drdrekll	Central Primary Hallway At ((126, 133, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:24:28 @ 00:12:11 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 171 200 68 0 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Katherine Minnie / legofan1337
Samson Ritter As Detective Played by definitelynotatraitor	Central Primary Hallway At ((104, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:27:26 @ 00:15:09 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 27 200 0 0 0 0 2 Possibly Murdered By Ash Lightweaver / ashlightweaver
John Suit As Chaplain Played by realityisanything54321	Space At ((98, 200, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:29:07 @ 00:16:50 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 156 200 16 57 0 0 0
The-Supreme-Soviet As Mime Played by amukhtam	Bar Lounge At ((142, 132, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:41:59 @ 00:29:42 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 14 3 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By The-Supreme-Soviet / amukhtam
Dreary Doom As Unassigned Crewmember Played by dendydoom	Bay #1 At ((194, 66, 1)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:46:00 @ 00:33:43 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Pete Steel As Assistant Played by dabmasteromgqthesecond	Labor Camp At ((67, 30, 3)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:52:22 @ 00:40:05 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 3 142 80 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gregor Glotsin / numax
Ash Lightweaver As Assistant Played by ashlightweaver	Bridge At ((107, 134, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:53:04 @ 00:40:47 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Braylon Sulyard As Scientist Played by iowapotatofarmer	Xenobiology Lab At ((183, 86, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:54:47 @ 00:42:30 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 212 200 0 1 0 0 0
Ivsi As Paramedic Played by onehalfcupflour	Lavaland Wastes At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 00:55:07 @ 00:42:50 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 62 200 6 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ivsi / onehalfcupflour
Curian Fetters As Warden Played by droof	Armory At ((107, 172, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:01:57 @ 00:49:40 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 18 200 5 0 0 0 66
James McDonald As Ancient Crew Played by alexguinea	Delta Station Main Corridor At ((205, 100, 4)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:02:27 @ 00:50:10 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 105 200 0 99 0 0 0
Paul Grumblestumpskin As Station Engineer Played by toastgoats	Restrooms At ((129, 157, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:08:11 @ 00:55:54 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Johan Bergelen As Assistant Played by asha108	Restrooms At ((129, 157, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:08:58 @ 00:56:41 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 30 0 12 0 0
Charlie Haynes As Assistant Played by glitchythenerd	Command Hallway At ((105, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:14:09 @ 01:01:52 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 70 200 0 86 0 0 0
Lars Ueland As Shaft Miner Played by leifnobody	Lavaland Wastes At ((167, 98, 3)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:14:54 @ 01:02:37 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 8 200 220 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lars Ueland / leifnobody
Trip Muggins As Ancient Crew Played by alexguinea	Delta Station Main Corridor At ((198, 116, 4)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:15:02 @ 01:02:45 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 108 200 0 100 0 0 0
Ashley Winters As Cargo Technician Played by chemicaliber	Officer Beersky's At ((141, 132, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:15:52 @ 01:03:35 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 205 1 0 0 30 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ashley Winters / chemicaliber
Melkor Vatar As Security Officer Played by boomaloon	Bioresearch Outpost At ((149, 90, 9)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:16:18 @ 01:04:01 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 85 200 0 115 0 0 0
Dr. Darin Durstine As Botanist Played by professorevil	Hydroponics At ((134, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:17:12 @ 01:04:55 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 38 200 71 107 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dr. Darin Durstine / professorevil
Lorde Armstrong As Chemist Played by woodman69420	Greater Aft Maintenance At ((89, 72, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:18:05 @ 01:05:48 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 6 200 5 0 11 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lorde Armstrong / woodman69420
Eurosia As Shaft Miner Played by grimreaper0o7	Medbay Central At ((76, 87, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:18:35 @ 01:06:18 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 37 200 0 121 54 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Eurosia / grimreaper0o7
Surfs-The-Grey As Prisoner Played by emeric4n	Space At ((62, 60, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:18:45 @ 01:06:28 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 144 200 88 6 0 0 2 Possibly Murdered By Zander Mckendrick / bingusdingus
Eurosia As Shaft Miner Played by grimreaper0o7	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:20:11 @ 01:07:54 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 78 3 0 94 39 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Eurosia / grimreaper0o7
Surf-'N'-Turf As Botanist Played by cillian69	Hydroponics At ((134, 116, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:22:02 @ 01:09:45 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 106 8 51 55 0 0 0
Surf-'N'-Turf As Botanist Played by cillian69	Medbay Treatment Center At ((78, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:26:25 @ 01:14:08 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 40 8 10 154 10 0 0
Komidore Amiga As Chief Medical Officer Played by afonamos	Space At ((65, 63, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:26:54 @ 01:14:37 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 124 200 0 77 0 0 0
Ashley Winters As Cargo Technician Played by chemicaliber	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 120, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:28:19 @ 01:16:02 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 187 25 0 0 53 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Apollo-Juniper / bowlfork
Samuel Everhart As Cargo Technician Played by 9f8721902	Morgue At ((99, 78, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:30:29 @ 01:18:12 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 219 200 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Karina Hoenshell / sumsome
Komidore Amiga As Chief Medical Officer Played by afonamos	Pirate Shuttle At ((170, 202, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:34:58 @ 01:22:41 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 111 5 0 85 4 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Pharmacist Leilani / iowapotatofarmer
Pharmacist Alessandra As Space Pirate Played by newtypewoman	Space At ((157, 185, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:35:56 @ 01:23:39 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 126 200 0 74 0 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Jeff Gaiman / jupiterjaeden
Apollo-Juniper As Medical Doctor Played by bowlfork	Medbay Treatment Center At ((79, 98, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:44:39 @ 01:32:22 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Dreary Doom As Chemist Played by woodman69420	Medbay Lobby At ((102, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:45:33 @ 01:33:16 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 0 43 0 197 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By HiveMind Engineering Shell-437 / korchie
Lars Ueland As Shaft Miner Played by leifnobody	Command Hallway At ((94, 128, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:46:29 @ 01:34:12 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 200 310 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lars Ueland / leifnobody
Cloey Jay As Station Engineer Played by mizukiyoshino	Engineering At ((160, 162, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:48:51 @ 01:36:34 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 135 200 2 66 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Pharmacist Leilani / iowapotatofarmer
Dr. Darin Durstine As Botanist Played by professorevil	Robotics Lab At ((118, 94, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:50:10 @ 01:37:53 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 27 200 1 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Komidore Amiga / afonamos
Licks-The-Icicles As Paramedic Played by taggamergame2	Space At ((201, 179, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:50:24 @ 01:38:07 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 5 200 210 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Licks-The-Icicles / taggamergame2
Rev Enant As Assistant Played by cemrot	Central Primary Hallway At ((125, 122, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:51:31 @ 01:39:14 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 16 2 106 97 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Asha / asha108
Lars Ueland As Shaft Miner Played by leifnobody	Departure Lounge At ((103, 65, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:52:04 @ 01:39:47 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 2 200 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lars Ueland / leifnobody
Zander Mckendrick As Prisoner Played by bingusdingus	Corporate Showroom At ((107, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:52:12 @ 01:39:55 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 103 14 72 0 55 0 0
Waffle Man As Clown Played by snoops044	Greater Starboard Maintenance At ((154, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 01:55:54 @ 01:43:37 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 204 5 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Viridis / tuckatk
Fights-Them-All As Assistant Played by bobdabuilder9001	Central Primary Hallway At ((105, 144, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:00:48 @ 01:48:31 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 1 200 0 199 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Befriends-The-Things / froggy0710
Shutdown Exe As Glitch Played by toastgoats	Virtual Domain Lava Ruins At ((157, 44, 13)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:00:56 @ 01:48:39 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Nex As Nightmare Played by amukhtam	Kitchen At ((144, 123, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:02:56 @ 01:50:39 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 220 200 4 0 0 0 0
Arlington Buckwheat As Shaft Miner Played by timapple	Lavaland Wastes At ((237, 9, 3)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:05:02 @ 01:52:45 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 222 200 8 18 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Arlington Buckwheat / timapple
Jeff Gaiman As Detective Played by jupiterjaeden	Space At ((25, 140, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:08:23 @ 01:56:06 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 8 200 243 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cloey Jay / mizukiyoshino
Pharmacist Leilani As Space Pirate Played by iowapotatofarmer	Greater Aft Maintenance At ((100, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:10:49 @ 01:58:32 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 223 200 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Elysius Uruma / redbert
Jeff Gaiman As Detective Played by jupiterjaeden	Medbay Treatment Center At ((78, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:12:05 @ 01:59:48 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 11 1 0 185 5 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cloey Jay / mizukiyoshino
Michael Blackburn As Research Director Played by hiss1000	Space At ((107, 202, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:16:34 @ 02:04:17 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Severe Burns - 0 200 216 0 0 0 0
Gregor Glotsin As Security Officer Played by numax	Medbay Central At ((95, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:18:05 @ 02:05:48 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 8 200 116 59 40 0 18
Pharmacist Leilani As Space Pirate Played by iowapotatofarmer	Medbay Central At ((97, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:18:06 @ 02:05:49 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 106 5 97 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Huffs-The-Fumes / anabsolutedunce
Viridis As Janitor Played by tuckatk	Medbay Treatment Center At ((82, 97, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:18:31 @ 02:06:14 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 22 200 22 91 84 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Huffs-The-Fumes / anabsolutedunce
Tel Powers As Cargo Technician Played by matthewsernandez	Aft Primary Hallway At ((106, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:19:05 @ 02:06:48 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 110 9 65 67 0 0 0
Viridis As Janitor Played by tuckatk	Medbay Treatment Center At ((85, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:21:59 @ 02:09:42 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Suffocation - 23 1 0 93 88 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Waclaw Wasserman / ognistykrolik
Manny Barnes As Assistant Played by fatcat9999pounds	The Suicide Cafe At ((103, 58, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:22:05 @ 02:09:48 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 28 200 0 0 0 0 55
Holden Hipps As Station Engineer Played by delphitek	Lesser Starboard Maintenance At ((141, 106, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:22:56 @ 02:10:39 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 196 37 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nex / amukhtam
Jeff Glycerol As Assistant Played by loafing34	Pirate Shuttle At ((25, 125, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:23:08 @ 02:10:51 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 110 20 100 0 0 0 2 Possibly Murdered By Cloey Jay / mizukiyoshino
Befriends-The-Things As Cargo Technician Played by froggy0710	Departure Lounge At ((106, 69, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:23:30 @ 02:11:13 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 26 4 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Liang Helal / orange337
Lang Lang As Cook Played by hminh2010	The Suicide Cafe At ((104, 56, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:24:07 @ 02:11:50 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 1 200 6 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Nex / amukhtam
Pharmacist Director Ariana As Space Pirate Played by timapple	Arrival Shuttle Hallway At ((48, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:27:38 @ 02:15:21 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 211 200 0 8 1 0 120 Possibly Murdered By Claudius Best / hristoaz
Cleetus Clutterbuck As Roboticist Played by stapler2025	Emergency Shuttle At ((156, 128, 14)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:28:24 @ 02:16:07 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cleetus Clutterbuck / stapler2025
Charlie Haynes As Assistant Played by glitchythenerd	Emergency Shuttle At ((159, 114, 14)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:28:31 @ 02:16:14 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 78 3 60 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Liang Helal / orange337
Pharmacist Director Claudius As Space Pirate Played by campbelle1000	Emergency Shuttle At ((162, 122, 14)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:29:06 @ 02:16:49 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 58 200 71 50 23 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Pharmacist Leilani / iowapotatofarmer
Zander Mckendrick As Prisoner Played by bingusdingus	Emergency Shuttle At ((214, 76, 1)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:29:12 @ 02:16:55 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Blunt-Force Trauma - 190 22 12 72 0 0 0
Elysius Uruma As Assistant Played by redbert	Emergency Shuttle At ((211, 71, 1)) on MetaStation	2024-06-25 02:29:23 @ 02:17:06 During 231089 231089 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Manuel	Brain Damage - 91 200 73 57 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Liang Helal / orange337

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Pharmacist Director Claudius (campbelle1000) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Pharmacist Leilani (IowaPotatoFarmer) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Pharmacist Alessandra (NewtypeWoman) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Janel Keppel (Nickup9) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/ert/official

SUCCESS Respond to a complaint from a crewmember and perform an inspection of the security team's effectiveness.
/datum/objective

Pete Steel (Dabmasteromgqthesecond) as The CentCom Official /datum/antagonist/ert/official

SUCCESS Respond to a complaint from a crewmember and perform an inspection of the security team's effectiveness.
/datum/objective

netguardian prime (EMERIC4N) as The NetGuardian Prime /datum/antagonist/bitrunning_glitch/netguardian

FAIL Execute termination protocol on unauthorized entities.
/datum/objective/bitrunning_glitch_fluff

Komidore Amiga (Afonamos) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are the only real person on the station.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Viridis (Tuckatk) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

SUCCESS Take a photo of Setzkelmik while they're alive, and keep it in your bag.
/datum/objective/polaroid
SUCCESS Murder Waffle Man, Setzkelmik's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
FAIL Hug Setzkelmik 4 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
SUCCESS Murder Setzkelmik, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

Pharmacist Director Enrique (realityisanything54321) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Cloey Jay (MizukiYoshino) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are now an Interdyne Employee. You must follow orders given to you by higher-ranking Interdyne employees, such as the Director, and may not act maliciously against Interdyne in any capacity. Do not inform anyone that you are an Interdyne Employee, and do your best to perform well and act in the company's interests.
/datum/objective/brainwashing