Statbus

98843
98843 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Bagil

Proper Completion in 01:05:30

N.S.S. fridge doorknob aboard MetaStation

Station Integrity

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Log Links	Round 98843 Public Logs at /tg/station Round 98843 at 🐝 Scrubby
Github Commit	2710ea84fcf45d8fdbe8b43941e457ae6f38f510
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Deaths (91)

Who	Where	When	How
Cosmo Rader As Assistant Played by potatomasher	Recreation Area At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:39:09 @ 00:00:22 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 0 200 0 0 0
Spike Xerxes As Assistant Played by jmannon00b1	Primary Tool Storage At ((90, 150, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:39:37 @ 00:00:50 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 950 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeremy Wilo As Assistant Played by ewynb	Primary Tool Storage At ((88, 152, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:39:43 @ 00:00:56 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 950 0 0 0 0 0 0
Anderson Sealis As Atmospheric Technician Played by venomsnek	Atmospherics At ((170, 123, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:40:01 @ 00:01:14 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Virgin Peter As Assistant Played by kascark	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:41:13 @ 00:02:26 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 30 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brett Rathen As Medical Doctor Played by overlord000	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:46:50 @ 00:08:03 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 40 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gristle McThornbody / zoozele
Moon Man As Chemist Played by undisputedoftheeast	Chemistry At ((103, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:48:05 @ 00:09:18 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rory Brereton As Assistant Played by mrfoxik	Chapel At ((92, 69, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:51:42 @ 00:12:55 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0
Emmanuel Goldstein As Chaplain Played by bobama	Port Primary Hallway At ((58, 137, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:53:53 @ 00:15:06 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 52 0 4 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maxwell Vill / zack24
Keagan Mcloskey As Assistant Played by ragarnoy	Space At ((38, 21, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:54:41 @ 00:15:54 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 127 0 51 45 0 0 0
Sven Grey As Security Officer Played by kuroihonoo	Security Office At ((118, 175, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:55:36 @ 00:16:49 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 171 0 0 26 12 0 75 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Bob Hickman As Assistant Played by fragnostic	Brig At ((106, 165, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:55:57 @ 00:17:10 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 950 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Megan Heckendora / operatorchan
John Gilet As Medical Doctor Played by djauhne	Port Maintenance At ((57, 115, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:56:08 @ 00:17:21 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 218 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marcus Priebe / lampost777
Andres Basmanoff As Assistant Played by neganeko	Library At ((77, 119, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:56:43 @ 00:17:56 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 215 0 0 0 0 0 0
Megan Heckendora As Assistant Played by operatorchan	Delivery Office At ((70, 141, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:57:05 @ 00:18:18 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Brain Damage - 37 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Megan Heckendora / operatorchan
Marcus Priebe As Assistant Played by lampost777	Brig At ((98, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:58:01 @ 00:19:14 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 183 44 0 23 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Mike Murdock / bigfatbananacyclops
Aden Mc'Clymonds As Research Director Played by cobraman	Aft Maintenance At ((95, 77, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:59:36 @ 00:20:49 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 205 81 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Maxwell Vill / zack24
Brock Karamazov As Security Officer Played by relyksboa	Central Primary Hallway At ((114, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 22:59:50 @ 00:21:03 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 157 0 0 36 12 0 61 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Alfredo Kemble As Assistant Played by aspectemperor	Primary Tool Storage At ((93, 148, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:00:47 @ 00:22:00 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 198 0 0 13 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Brendan Sagan As Janitor Played by beelzebubble	Departure Lounge At ((103, 73, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:03:27 @ 00:24:40 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 800 0 0 0 0 0 0
John Petrovich As Shaft Miner Played by xeroxemnas	Lavaland Wastes At ((98, 30, 5)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:04:05 @ 00:25:18 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 23 15 0 0 0 0 0
Paul Simon As Assistant Played by ymckenzington	Central Primary Hallway At ((86, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:05:43 @ 00:26:56 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 54 0 5 152 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Alan Mildred / aeorockin36
Dante Smit As Assistant Played by dudefff	Space At ((115, 71, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:05:49 @ 00:27:02 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 164 0 1 26 16 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jack Wise / helmutschiess
Elliott Meyers As Security Officer Played by adanps	Starboard Bow Maintenance At ((156, 165, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:05:52 @ 00:27:05 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 230 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Shimpie Farnt As Janitor Played by stepper321	Kitchen At ((134, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:06:36 @ 00:27:49 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 230 29 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Shimpie Farnt / stepper321
Mike Murdock As Security Officer Played by bigfatbananacyclops	Dormitories At ((143, 162, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:07:58 @ 00:29:11 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 219 0 0 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Brick Bunten As Lawyer Played by imsxz	Dormitories At ((139, 163, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:11:08 @ 00:32:21 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 151 30 0 50 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ryan Cobb / wesoda25
Dan K. Memes As Assistant Played by lumoz86	Departure Lounge At ((103, 72, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:11:16 @ 00:32:29 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 120 0 120 0 0 0 0
Tasmin Elliot As Station Engineer Played by factoryman942	Brig At ((104, 167, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:13:29 @ 00:34:42 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 204 0 0 4 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thomas Laser / laz0r
Woodrow Snyder As Shaft Miner Played by grizzby	Lavaland Wastes At ((70, 107, 5)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:14:25 @ 00:35:38 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 151 0 82 2 0 0 0
Crush Matthews As Assistant Played by dullest	Starboard Primary Hallway At ((154, 130, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:14:47 @ 00:36:00 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 54 0 167 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Andres Basmanoff / neganeko
Tony Baer As Station Engineer Played by deathchopsticks	Engineering At ((160, 156, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:17:38 @ 00:38:51 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 188 0 40 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jack Wise / helmutschiess
Kevin Space As Curator Played by bakudan	Medbay Central At ((99, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:18:11 @ 00:39:24 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 57 0 0 102 48 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Zebatinsky / orahcia
Marshall Zebatinsky As Assistant Played by orahcia	Aft Primary Hallway At ((108, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:18:31 @ 00:39:44 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 90 0 20 96 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Zebatinsky / orahcia
Marshall Zebatinsky As Assistant Played by orahcia	Medbay Storage At ((91, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:19:18 @ 00:40:31 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 67 0 13 123 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Marshall Zebatinsky / orahcia
Jimmy Zwicken As Medical Doctor Played by zwicken	Chemistry At ((102, 106, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:21:00 @ 00:42:13 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 145 0 70 7 0 0 0
Aden Mc'Clymonds As Assistant Played by dudefff	Chapel Office At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:21:06 @ 00:42:19 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ryan Cobb / wesoda25
Tim Jones As Bartender Played by butch214	Departure Lounge At ((105, 74, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:24:16 @ 00:45:29 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 88 0 183 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dingus Dingus / yogurtshrimp69
Jack Wise As Head of Personnel Played by helmutschiess	Captain's Quarters At ((121, 132, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:24:43 @ 00:45:56 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 220 1 0 0 0 0 57 Possibly Murdered By Ryan Cobb / wesoda25
Amenhotep LXXVIII As Free Golem Played by dudefff	Recreation Area At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:24:49 @ 00:46:02 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 114 0 0 53 56 0 0
Ryan Cobb As Captain Played by wesoda25	Fore Maintenance At ((133, 176, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:29:09 @ 00:50:22 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 0 0 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Brick Bunten / imsxz
Amenhotep LXXVIII As Free Golem Played by dudefff	Central Primary Hallway At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:29:20 @ 00:50:33 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 103 0 10 17 90 0 0
Plastitanium Eckhardstein As Free Golem Played by boomingboomalope	Central Primary Hallway At ((125, 145, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:29:45 @ 00:50:58 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Poisoning - 50 0 0 1 161 0 0
Cyboy As Cyborg Played by kascark	Aft Maintenance At ((116, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:29:49 @ 00:51:02 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thomas Laser / laz0r
Luke Bigoli As Quartermaster Played by bootiboi420	Central Primary Hallway At ((127, 140, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:34:55 @ 00:56:08 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 53 0 141 3 24 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chase Shirey / paulkavinsky1
Cooling Man As Cook Played by bigdude69	Kitchen At ((135, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:35:18 @ 00:56:31 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 52 0 163 8 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cooling Man / bigdude69
Machination As Cyborg Played by teoultika	Departure Lounge At ((106, 77, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:36:01 @ 00:57:14 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 0 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thomas Laser / laz0r
Gristle McThornbody As Roboticist Played by zoozele	Departure Lounge At ((112, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:08 @ 00:58:21 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 83 0 100 29 0 0 0
Timothy Lombardi As Head of Security Played by maxiumattack	Departure Lounge At ((113, 73, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:11 @ 00:58:24 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 43 0 105 58 10 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Melvin Bee / drbee
Amenhotep LXXVIII As Free Golem Played by dudefff	Departure Lounge At ((99, 74, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:15 @ 00:58:28 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 25 0 137 0 48 0 0
Edith McFarlane As Roboticist Played by quartofel	Departure Lounge At ((110, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:21 @ 00:58:34 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 76 0 147 1 1 0 0
Miles Danson As Lawyer Played by kitko	Aft Maintenance At ((114, 77, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:23 @ 00:58:36 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 71 1 154 4 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tony 'Wheeze' Mido / hairgel
Dudeman Mcloskey As Botanist Played by dudetman	Hydroponics At ((140, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:29 @ 00:58:42 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 48 0 167 5 0 0 0
John Gilet As Assistant Played by lampost777	Departure Lounge At ((107, 75, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:31 @ 00:58:44 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 55 0 194 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Silver Hematite / greeenmaniac
Bahlok As Botanist Played by zenog	Hydroponics At ((139, 115, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:42 @ 00:58:55 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 85 0 133 6 0 0 0
Macey Thomas As Cargo Technician Played by davethwave	Departure Lounge At ((100, 66, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:44 @ 00:58:57 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 65 0 92 60 0 0 0
Matthew Marriman As Virologist Played by glassmann	Departure Lounge At ((108, 74, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:37:58 @ 00:59:11 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 96 0 128 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ryan Cobb / wesoda25
Hanna Tireman As Geneticist Played by twaticus	Aft Primary Hallway At ((106, 97, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:08 @ 00:59:21 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 6 0 128 81 0 0 0
Irving Wallace As Assistant Played by lexapron	Central Primary Hallway At ((120, 114, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:17 @ 00:59:30 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 78 0 129 12 0 0 0
Tony 'Wheeze' Mido As Scientist Played by hairgel	Space At ((115, 71, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:19 @ 00:59:32 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 94 0 127 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dingus Dingus / yogurtshrimp69
Benjamin Sisko As Assistant Played by sportanacus	Departure Lounge At ((100, 66, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:27 @ 00:59:40 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 22 0 180 19 0 0 0
Kayden Howe As Station Engineer Played by robustandrun	Central Science Maintenance At ((110, 95, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:40 @ 00:59:53 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 5 0 206 7 0 0 0
Nickolas Briner As Security Officer Played by aspirine	Departure Lounge At ((102, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:45 @ 00:59:58 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 112 0 110 3 0 0 0
Peter Af Kuba As Assistant Played by axelius	Library At ((79, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:51 @ 01:00:04 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 76 0 134 5 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Peter Af Kuba / axelius
Tony Rigatoni As Station Engineer Played by hhgregg	Departure Lounge At ((100, 66, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:38:51 @ 01:00:04 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 60 0 82 74 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Silver Hematite / greeenmaniac
Abe Merc As Cargo Technician Played by ayebee123	Cargo Bay At ((74, 157, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:39:05 @ 01:00:18 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 210 0 10 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dio Brando / darkengeo
Chase Shirey As Cargo Technician Played by paulkavinsky1	Departure Lounge At ((105, 76, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:39:30 @ 01:00:43 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 89 0 128 12 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Chase Shirey / paulkavinsky1
Crush Matthews As Assistant Played by dullest	Departure Lounge At ((102, 68, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:39:32 @ 01:00:45 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 86 0 135 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Andres Basmanoff / neganeko
Cassidy Twist As Geneticist Played by felineesquire	Genetics Lab At ((96, 93, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:39:58 @ 01:01:11 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 167 41 0 0 0
Rebecca Lee As Chemist Played by dankanimeme	Emergency Shuttle At ((99, 58, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:40:37 @ 01:01:50 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 156 0 65 18 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Thomas Laser / laz0r
Maya Elliott As Space Bartender Played by grizzby	Lavaland Wastes At ((63, 20, 5)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:41:56 @ 01:03:09 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 3 234 1 0 0 0
Silver Hematite As Free Golem Played by greeenmaniac	Emergency Shuttle At ((158, 95, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:31 @ 01:03:44 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 104 27 129 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Silver Hematite / greeenmaniac
Elliott Meyers As Security Officer Played by adanps	Fore Maintenance At ((135, 169, 2)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:31 @ 01:03:44 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 96 0 0 0 0 0
Marco Heckendora As Assistant Played by sicily	Emergency Shuttle At ((163, 95, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:31 @ 01:03:44 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 21 0 207 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By John Gilet / lampost777
John Gilet As Assistant Played by lampost777	Emergency Shuttle At ((158, 90, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:33 @ 01:03:46 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 30 0 193 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Silver Hematite / greeenmaniac
Kevin Space As Curator Played by bakudan	Emergency Shuttle At ((164, 96, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:39 @ 01:03:52 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 26 12 195 9 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Counts-The-Sheep / fstvr
Yuki Chan As Assistant Played by gmnotutoo	Emergency Shuttle At ((164, 90, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:41 @ 01:03:54 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 35 0 190 0 0 0 0
Proxima Centauri As Security Officer Played by fusionpoo3	Emergency Shuttle At ((164, 92, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:41 @ 01:03:54 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 40 0 191 3 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Respii Varenos / themythicghost
Andres Basmanoff As Assistant Played by neganeko	Emergency Shuttle At ((162, 94, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:41 @ 01:03:54 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 10 0 216 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Andres Basmanoff / neganeko
Melvin Bee As Medical Doctor Played by drbee	Emergency Shuttle At ((158, 97, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:42 @ 01:03:55 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 11 0 215 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ryan Cobb / wesoda25
Gunther Viceroy As Medical Doctor Played by randolfthemeh	Emergency Shuttle At ((163, 93, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:44 @ 01:03:57 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 16 0 224 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Gunther Viceroy / randolfthemeh
Adamantine Earthflow As Free Golem Played by steampunch	Emergency Shuttle At ((163, 91, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:49 @ 01:04:02 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 27 0 182 28 0 0 0
Josiah Wright As Chief Medical Officer Played by caniscucurbita	Emergency Shuttle At ((164, 97, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:42:57 @ 01:04:10 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 184 39 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jack Wise / helmutschiess
Dashley Sprinny As Scientist Played by unevenprankster	Emergency Shuttle At ((163, 98, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:43:12 @ 01:04:25 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 74 0 128 28 0 0 0
Dave Smith As Warden Played by electronics111	Emergency Shuttle At ((162, 97, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:43:25 @ 01:04:38 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 214 0 0 0 0
Juan Alliman As Beach Bum Played by bootiboi420	Lavaland Wastes At ((168, 158, 5)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:43:37 @ 01:04:50 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 230 0 0 2 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Juan Alliman / bootiboi420
Alfredo Kemble As Assistant Played by aspectemperor	Emergency Shuttle At ((160, 96, 12)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:43:57 @ 01:05:10 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 82 0 87 69 0 0 13
Irving Wallace As Assistant Played by lexapron	Emergency Shuttle At ((211, 87, 1)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:44:03 @ 01:05:16 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 83 39 155 0 0 0 0
Kai Stewart As Chief Engineer Played by wyzard	Space At ((92, 247, 8)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:44:05 @ 01:05:18 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Suffocation - 12 0 59 130 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Kai Stewart / wyzard
Respii Varenos As Atmospheric Technician Played by themythicghost	Emergency Shuttle At ((209, 81, 1)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:44:11 @ 01:05:24 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 0 0 250 1 0 0 0
Adamantine Pebble As Free Golem Played by operatorchan	Emergency Shuttle At ((210, 91, 1)) on MetaStation	2018-12-18 23:44:17 @ 01:05:30 During 98843 98843 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Bagil	Severe Burns - 40 0 201 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Aden Mc'Clymonds / dudefff

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Marcus Priebe (Lampost777) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 6 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Alan Mildred, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jenifer Chauvin (BoomingBoomalope) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Absorb another Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_changeling
FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Gristle McThornbody, the Roboticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Griffith Grey (Frosty Fridge) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_most
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Dave Smith, the Warden.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Nial Iwakura (Dudefff) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_most
FAIL Steal the station blueprints.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Alan Mildred, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Rebecca Lee (DankAnimeme) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Ryan Cobb, the Captain.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jack Wise (HelmutSchiess) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 33 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Assassinate Tony Baer, the Station Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dio Brando (Darkengeo) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Isabelle Schwartz, the Atmospheric Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Brett Rathen (Overlord_000) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Megan Heckendora, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Tasmin Elliot (Factoryman942) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Paul Simon, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Prevent Tim Jones, the Bartender, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Miles Danson (KitKo) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Mike Murdock, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Brick Bunten (Imsxz) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Yuki Chan, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dante Smit (Dudefff) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Hugs-the-People, the Security Officer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Prevent Tim Jones, the Bartender, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Kevin Space (BakuDan) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Yinz'r-Talen, the Security Officer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

`commendation`

Official Nanotrasen Commendation

The Robust Security Award

is awarded to

Dingus Dingus

— For —

"for not being the big gay"

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